dobber

Dobber in South Derbyshire, England, means condom.
"I ran out of dobbers so I had to go up the tradesman's entrance!"
by Ian Chode January 18, 2005
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Raider of the lost arse

A rear admiral, cackpipe cosmonaut, one who bats for the other side whilst bowling from the pavilion end.
by Ian Chode April 02, 2003
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fiddle

1. To cheat someone of money.
2. APpears in the UK sitcom "Blackadder" (series 3) as a rude word (when looking up the words "Fart, Fiddle, Fornicate" in Dr Johnson's first dictionary). Quite what 'fiddle' is intended to mean in this context is not clear.
John's on the fiddle.
I will fiddle the books.
by Ian Chode October 29, 2003
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cunt hairs

A cunt hair is also used as a very small unit of measurement.
Turn the bass down just a cunt hair.
by Ian Chode February 22, 2004
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Nike pikey

A pikey bedecked in Nike clothes.
They are a bunch of Nike Pikeys.
by Ian Chode April 03, 2003
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coontastic

Something great in a non-caucasian way. (Corruption of fantastic).
"The Asian Dub Foundation are Coontastic" - MC BNP.
by Ian Chode May 23, 2003
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