bogey

Runny mucus is snot, a bogey is a somewhat harder and crustier critter, but still dried snot.
by Ian Chode June 12, 2003
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suicide bummer

Catching AIDS is a common modus mortem for the suicide bomber.
Pass the AZT, I was recruited as a suicide bummer.
by Ian Chode February 24, 2004
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coprophotophobia

An inability to have a shit with the light on.
Apparently he suffered from coprophotophobia, but he kept us in the dark about it.
by Ian Chode February 24, 2004
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chocolate mahogany lollipop

Fucking someone up the arse and then making them suck their own shit off the end of your dick.
Hello, would you like a chocolate mahogany lollipop?
by Ian Chode November 25, 2003
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Helmut Lang

If I was a fashion designer I'd be Helmut Lang, because I have a very long helmet.
by Ian Chode May 02, 2004
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Schniedel

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003
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Hoo haa

The boss's decision to sack his marketing department caused a right hoo hah, let me tell you!
by Ian Chode October 06, 2003
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