Harry's definitions
My mate Derik is in a one man band he's the man who plays the tuba, saxaphone, harmonica, banjo, marackas, triangle, drums, electric guitar, kazoo, base guitar, grand piano, bag-pipes, oboe (no not hobo!), bongo, bassoon, clarinet, flute, jug, piccolo, recorder, surrusophone, shawm, slide whistle, Alphorn, Baritone, didgeridoo, Sackbut, Trumpet, Trombone, Fiddle and Violin, Accordion and Pipe organ aswell as spanking a donkey, wearing turtle shell, cooking a goose with the power of his own self-satisfaction, riding a bike into a pool of dancing mooses and smoking a 15ft pipe with his ass
by harry July 19, 2003
Get the one man bandmug. Originally Rugby, American Football is by far one of the best games ever invented. It involved 11 players on a rectangular 100-yard field fighting over one ball. Now I know everyone else's definitions, and they are terribly politically incorrect.
1. Football is a "pussy" sport because we wear pads. We wear pads because we are so strong and powerful that without pads we'd kill each other. Back in the early 1900's dozens of people died each year playing football. Europeans never had this problem because they are not as strong as Americans.
2. It is not a "slow" game, nor does it spend 15 minutes between every play. If you've ever played football, you would know it is one of the fastest games ever played in 10 seconds. Within those ten seconds you exert all the energy you have, unilke pussy soccer where you run around for a couple hours like a chicken with their head cut off.
1. Football is a "pussy" sport because we wear pads. We wear pads because we are so strong and powerful that without pads we'd kill each other. Back in the early 1900's dozens of people died each year playing football. Europeans never had this problem because they are not as strong as Americans.
2. It is not a "slow" game, nor does it spend 15 minutes between every play. If you've ever played football, you would know it is one of the fastest games ever played in 10 seconds. Within those ten seconds you exert all the energy you have, unilke pussy soccer where you run around for a couple hours like a chicken with their head cut off.
"The soccer game is on man."
"Why would I watch a bunch of Brits run around in short shorts? It's Monday night and a real man's game is coming on."
"Why would I watch a bunch of Brits run around in short shorts? It's Monday night and a real man's game is coming on."
by Harry January 13, 2005
Get the american footballmug. To fabricate a story in a pathetic/desperate way in order get out of a sticky/embarrassing situation.
by Harry January 13, 2005
Get the borangemug. Dookie is a town in Victoria. Australia.
In 1859 the Dookie district was surveyed, taking in much of the Emu Plains pastoral run. Local lore has it that Mrs. Turnbull, wife of the station's proprietor, was so unhappy at the prospect of survey and possible farm subdivision that the surveyor suggested a place name derived from the Singhalese word duka, meaning sorrow. Mrs. Turnbull had lived in Ceylon. Duka was re-spelt Dookie.
In 1859 the Dookie district was surveyed, taking in much of the Emu Plains pastoral run. Local lore has it that Mrs. Turnbull, wife of the station's proprietor, was so unhappy at the prospect of survey and possible farm subdivision that the surveyor suggested a place name derived from the Singhalese word duka, meaning sorrow. Mrs. Turnbull had lived in Ceylon. Duka was re-spelt Dookie.
by Harry May 8, 2004
Get the dookiemug. the opposite of a wingman a person who goes to a bar with his friend and does not go for the ugly girl yet proceeds to sink the battleship with his kamikaze style
by harry January 1, 2004
Get the kamikazemug. 
Greek word for malaka used in the city of Patras.
O malakas stin kathomiloumeni metaxi ton Patrinon. Exei akrivos tin idia simasia me to malaka kai xrisimopoieitai stis idies periptosis. Antistixo tou "paliomalakas" einai kai to "paliominaras".
To "minaro" upodilonei oti travao malakia, i xano ton xrono mou. "Minarisma" einai mia malakia.
O malakas stin kathomiloumeni metaxi ton Patrinon. Exei akrivos tin idia simasia me to malaka kai xrisimopoieitai stis idies periptosis. Antistixo tou "paliomalakas" einai kai to "paliominaras".
To "minaro" upodilonei oti travao malakia, i xano ton xrono mou. "Minarisma" einai mia malakia.
Ti ginetai re minara; Pame gia kana kafe sto panaxaiko;
Me tosi anergia minaro oli mera.
Se tsakomo: Poion eipes minara re paliominara;
Me tosi anergia minaro oli mera.
Se tsakomo: Poion eipes minara re paliominara;
by Harry November 17, 2004
Get the minarasmug.