Originally Rugby, American
Football is by far one of the best games
ever invented. It involved 11 players on a rectangular 100-yard
over one ball. Now I know everyone else's definitions, and they are terribly politically incorrect.
1. Football is a "pussy" sport
because we wear
pads. We wear
pads because we are so strong and powerful that without pads we'd kill each other. Back in the early
1900's dozens of people died each year playing football. Europeans never had this problem because they are not as strong as Americans.
2. It is not a "slow" game, nor does it spend
15 minutes between every play. If you've ever played football, you would
know it is one of the fastest games
ever played in 10 seconds. Within
those ten seconds you exert all the energy you have, unilke pussy soccer where you run around for a couple hours
like a chicken with their head cut off.
"The soccer game is on man."
"Why would I watch a bunch of Brits run around in short
shorts? It's Monday night and a real man's game is coming on."