5 definitions by HONKYSAUCE
1. an adjective in describing the exactitude of uncompromisingly cool shit, pimp shit, or awesomely ill shit (see money, on point, or dope).
2. a noun meaning money
Originally coined in the 3rd season of "The Office" (episode 18, 'The Negotiation') by Steve Carrel's character Michael Scott.
"MICHAEL: Bippity boppity, show me the zoppity".
Craig Robinson's character Darryl Philbin admits to teaching Michael imaginary "black man" slang.
In episode 19, 'Safety Training', of the same 3rd season:
"MICHAEL: I’m giving everyone a little bit of a treat. We are going to listen in on Darryl’s presentation in the warehouse and if I know Darryl, it’s gonna by zoppity".
2. a noun meaning money
Originally coined in the 3rd season of "The Office" (episode 18, 'The Negotiation') by Steve Carrel's character Michael Scott.
"MICHAEL: Bippity boppity, show me the zoppity".
Craig Robinson's character Darryl Philbin admits to teaching Michael imaginary "black man" slang.
In episode 19, 'Safety Training', of the same 3rd season:
"MICHAEL: I’m giving everyone a little bit of a treat. We are going to listen in on Darryl’s presentation in the warehouse and if I know Darryl, it’s gonna by zoppity".
MILDLY DRUNK FRIEND #1: "This grilled cheese sandwich is so damn zoppity"!
MILDLY DRUNK FRIEND #2: "Not as zoppity as these ketchup chips"!
MILDLY DRUNK FRIEND #2: "Not as zoppity as these ketchup chips"!
by HONKYSAUCE January 19, 2010
noun; (swag + faggot)
1. Any individual, usually an illiterate rapper like Lil'B or a fan of Lil'B, who constantly mouth barfs the term "swag" in excess hoping to sound cool, when in fact they sound like a total douche fag.
2. Lil' B and Lil' B fans
3. Secretly gay Swedish meatballs.
1. Any individual, usually an illiterate rapper like Lil'B or a fan of Lil'B, who constantly mouth barfs the term "swag" in excess hoping to sound cool, when in fact they sound like a total douche fag.
2. Lil' B and Lil' B fans
3. Secretly gay Swedish meatballs.
SCENARIO 1:
Guy 1: "Hey man, where is the nearest gas station?"
Guy 2: "Alright, swag, go down two blocks that way, swag, take a right, swag, at the Blimpie, swag, and swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, go five more blocks, swag..."
Guy 1: "Go suck a sack of nickels you fucking swaggot!"
SCENARIO 2:
McDonald's Manager: "I love Lil'B because he's totally swagged out."
Down Syndrome McDonald's Employee: He's a a sweet in the ass swaggot.
SCENARIO 3:
Girl A: "These meatballs are good, but they taste kinda gay."
Girl B: "They actin' like some swaggot ass meatballs."
Guy 1: "Hey man, where is the nearest gas station?"
Guy 2: "Alright, swag, go down two blocks that way, swag, take a right, swag, at the Blimpie, swag, and swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, go five more blocks, swag..."
Guy 1: "Go suck a sack of nickels you fucking swaggot!"
SCENARIO 2:
McDonald's Manager: "I love Lil'B because he's totally swagged out."
Down Syndrome McDonald's Employee: He's a a sweet in the ass swaggot.
SCENARIO 3:
Girl A: "These meatballs are good, but they taste kinda gay."
Girl B: "They actin' like some swaggot ass meatballs."
by HONKYSAUCE February 7, 2013
noun
1. a: when describing one's self, it is the highest ranking preeminent position over the tallest mountain known to mankind, Fuck Mountain. It certifies one's status and/or authority as being top notch and above all others.
b. when describing another individual, it is a derogatory term to describe the highest ranking preeminent position over a worthless imaginary mountain that no one else gives a fuck about except said individual, Fuck Mountain. It certifies said individual's status and/or authority as being pompous, somewhat obnoxious, and disingenuous.
1. a: when describing one's self, it is the highest ranking preeminent position over the tallest mountain known to mankind, Fuck Mountain. It certifies one's status and/or authority as being top notch and above all others.
b. when describing another individual, it is a derogatory term to describe the highest ranking preeminent position over a worthless imaginary mountain that no one else gives a fuck about except said individual, Fuck Mountain. It certifies said individual's status and/or authority as being pompous, somewhat obnoxious, and disingenuous.
EXAMPLE A:
Carl: "Dude, you play disc golf like a fagbot."
Roy: "You can't talk to me like that; I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
EXAMPLE B:
Henry: "I just demolished this lame at air hockey, like a sir."
Merle: "Eat a bag of gorilla dicks; no one cares, King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
Carl: "Dude, you play disc golf like a fagbot."
Roy: "You can't talk to me like that; I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
EXAMPLE B:
Henry: "I just demolished this lame at air hockey, like a sir."
Merle: "Eat a bag of gorilla dicks; no one cares, King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
by HONKYSAUCE September 9, 2013
1. A phrase used to emphasize another word, feeling, or emotional statement; it's typically used by older individuals across the United States to mean "very", "severely", or "extremely" with a specific air of honesty. Unbeknownst to them, younger people are using the phrase in a slightly different way, but the intention is the dead ass same.
2. A phrase often used as a stand alone confirmation to emphasize a truthful statement; it's typically used by younger individuals to mean, "for real", "no joke", or "seriously". Unbeknownst to them, the phrase has been around for a long time and is often older than the individual using it; dead ass.
2. A phrase often used as a stand alone confirmation to emphasize a truthful statement; it's typically used by younger individuals to mean, "for real", "no joke", or "seriously". Unbeknownst to them, the phrase has been around for a long time and is often older than the individual using it; dead ass.
EXAMPLE 1:
A: "Man, I am dead ass hungry. We need some breakfast"
B: "For real, let's go rustle up some fucking French toast".
EXAMPLE 2:
A: "Bruh, did you end up getting with shorty last night"?
B: "Yeah, yeah, I got them droors; dead ass".
A: "Man, I am dead ass hungry. We need some breakfast"
B: "For real, let's go rustle up some fucking French toast".
EXAMPLE 2:
A: "Bruh, did you end up getting with shorty last night"?
B: "Yeah, yeah, I got them droors; dead ass".
by HONKYSAUCE September 3, 2018
(noun)
1. an act or instance of disgorging entire conversations about facebook
(verb)
2. to spew facebook related topics excessively from your mouth until the point of annoyance
1. an act or instance of disgorging entire conversations about facebook
(verb)
2. to spew facebook related topics excessively from your mouth until the point of annoyance
Lame Girl 1: "blah blah blobbity blah facebook blah"
Lame Girl 2: "oh blah? facebook blah blah blaaaaaaaaah facebook blah blah blah
Eavesdropping Hipster: "man those two are facebarfing all over my ears"
Lame Girl 2: "oh blah? facebook blah blah blaaaaaaaaah facebook blah blah blah
Eavesdropping Hipster: "man those two are facebarfing all over my ears"
by HONKYSAUCE February 13, 2011