HAL's definitions

ignorocracy

1)Any form of government by and for the ignorant.
2)Any democracy in which more people vote to be on the 'winning team' than vote out of any actual education on the issues at stake.

Pax Americana. The modern American empire.

by Hal October 4, 2004

snail trail

seminal fluid or vaginal fluid left on undergarments, clothing or surfaces resulting in the appearance of secretions left by snails during locomotion.

Julie was so aroused last night that she left a snail trail on the bed sheets.

by hal February 5, 2004

912

the real number for emergencies... if you're a stonecutter.

"and don't bother dialing 911 anymore. here's the real number (912)."

by hal March 21, 2004

mechudo

The "AfroMonkey", one who has grown out alot of hair

he is a mechudo

by Hal April 24, 2004

hater-aid

Tyrell Gumbs-Frater

Tyrell Gumbs-Frater drinks hater-aid for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by hal December 27, 2020

spam

Software produced annoying mail

My inbox is full of spam.

by Hal May 25, 2004

Norf

the best village in the world, only cool people live there, that over looks the shite village of summerscum

You are so cool you live in NORF!

by Hal May 18, 2004