HAL's definitions

Norf

the best village in the world, only cool people live there, that over looks the shite village of summerscum

You are so cool you live in NORF!

by Hal May 18, 2004

summerscum

dirt. is a dump near norf aston beach.
Some cool people live there ie. James. but its still not as good as norf!

man:im from summerscum
lady: get out you dirty man from the depths of pit of summerscum!

by Hal May 18, 2004

spam

Software produced annoying mail

My inbox is full of spam.

by Hal May 25, 2004

ignorocracy

1)Any form of government by and for the ignorant.
2)Any democracy in which more people vote to be on the 'winning team' than vote out of any actual education on the issues at stake.

Pax Americana. The modern American empire.

by Hal October 4, 2004

canegrot

A mistaken attempt to circumvent a language filter for the racial epithet for a person of african american dissent

Can I get a witness? = canegrot a witness

by HAL November 10, 2004

brown round

the anus,butthole,poop shoot, turd shoot,shit shoot,brown eye,asshole, turd squirter,shit extruder,bung hole,corn hole,pipe layer,rear entrance,out door, third hole,stink hole, hershey hole,

Susie's thong is wedged so far up her ass you can see her brown round.

by hal February 27, 2004

912

the real number for emergencies... if you're a stonecutter.

"and don't bother dialing 911 anymore. here's the real number (912)."

by hal March 21, 2004