HAL's definitions

912

the real number for emergencies... if you're a stonecutter.

"and don't bother dialing 911 anymore. here's the real number (912)."

by hal March 21, 2004

zot

A term for a black person.

The Bronx area of New York has a lot of Zots living in it.

by Hal November 23, 2003

Sph

1. False, Faux, Not true. ~ "That statement is Sph" (agg)

2. Sarcastic, Crass, Deliberately missinformative

"I love going to the movies" - Sph(ed) Jenny

by Hal January 27, 2004

canegrot

A mistaken attempt to circumvent a language filter for the racial epithet for a person of african american dissent

Can I get a witness? = canegrot a witness

by HAL November 10, 2004

Dipako

1.(Di'PaK.o')In ~ and or refrence to the 'Iatola of Rock an' Rolla'

2.(DiP.Ak(c)o) A hybrid Mexican tabacco cross breeded with Mc'Donalds Sweet n' Sour Sauce.

1.Sph"If anyone knows; Dipako does."

2./Ath// ~ Mark decided to purchase some Dipako.

by Hal January 27, 2004

j spot

Often confused with the G spot except that the j spot doesn't exist a lot.

dear bliss magazine,
Where's my j spot? my friends say they don't exist but my mum say's that she has one.

by Hal June 11, 2003

spam

Software produced annoying mail

My inbox is full of spam.

by Hal May 25, 2004