HAL's definitions

walls

They are primarily used to separate rooms.

i would be able to go into the next room, if it wasn't for this wall.

by Hal June 11, 2003

cod

A smelly female. Relating to her private area.

I pulled this Hal (look up Hal) and she was a right Cod!

by Hal March 24, 2003

zot

A term for a black person.

The Bronx area of New York has a lot of Zots living in it.

by Hal November 23, 2003

Sph

1. False, Faux, Not true. ~ "That statement is Sph" (agg)

2. Sarcastic, Crass, Deliberately missinformative

"I love going to the movies" - Sph(ed) Jenny

by Hal January 27, 2004

snod

falling asleep during the performing of cunnilingus

I pissed my girlfriend off when I took a snod during foreplay.

by hal February 4, 2004

ignorocracy

1)Any form of government by and for the ignorant.
2)Any democracy in which more people vote to be on the 'winning team' than vote out of any actual education on the issues at stake.

Pax Americana. The modern American empire.

by Hal October 4, 2004

912

the real number for emergencies... if you're a stonecutter.

"and don't bother dialing 911 anymore. here's the real number (912)."

by hal March 21, 2004