Gruzzo's definitions

Ginger Cult Boy

A ginger-haired retard who joins a cult and donates all his wages to The Leader. GCBs are phenomenal dancers and have been known to imitate Cossack dancers on acid.

See that fella dancing like a Russian moron? He's a Ginger Cult Boy.

by Gruzzo August 23, 2006

One-Stop Retard Chav

A chav who, on catching a bus, walks all the way to the back seat of the top deck and then gets off at the next stop. These morons end up walking further by doing this than they would if they walked to the next stop. And they pay for the privilege. This must seriously deplete their McDonald's money.

Look at that gormless cretin going upstairs for one stop.
What the fuck?!!
Its a One-Stop Retard Chav.
That explains it.

by Gruzzo August 23, 2006

Mrs Mop

Generic name for a scrawny grotesque woman who works in a coffee bar but has no idea how to actually make coffee. The only thing she is good at is short-changing Spaniards.

Fetch me a latte. If Mrs Mop's serving, forget it. That gormless bitch wouldn't know a coffee if it jumped out the cup and fucked her shitty old arse.

by Gruzzo October 18, 2006