Definitions by Gruzzo

nutty bratwurst

An exceptionally massive and nutty turd. This type of jobbie has been known to crack lavatory bowls and is a subspecies of the Guatemalan depth charge.

Oh man I just let a nutty bratwurst go. If you hear a noise in the night it'll be my sphincter snapping back into place.

nutty bratwurst by Gruzzo July 17, 2006

briggsy

To telephone a farmer and terrify the poor fellow with a fruity drag-queen rant.

Farmer Keith: "Ooh I tell you, Clive, I daren't answer the bloody phone any more in case its someone wanting to Briggsy me."

briggsy by Gruzzo July 11, 2006

boski 

A ginger-haired physics student who gets arrested for kicking cars outside night clubs.

"Look at that Boski kicking cars. He's gonna get himself arrested and you know what they do to gingers in the cells."

boski by gruzzo July 11, 2006