31 definitions by Grant Hansen

Tourine Hadal

A surplus of tourine entering the testicles at any given moment

“Wait I’m empty... let me inject my Tourine Hadal into my balls”

by Grant Hansen June 29, 2018

The act of shoving a dead invertebrate such able to release toxins even once it’s dead down the urethra of your penis.

This provides pleasure as the creature stings the individual on the inside of their urethra.

“Jesus, David! Stopping shoving that dead bee down your cock! You’re going to get Swollen Urethra!”

by Grant Hansen June 18, 2018

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Fisherman’s Load

When you catch a large amount of fish out at sea on a fishing boat, one must grab one of the fish and use the fish slime as a lubricant. You then bust a nut into the ocean. This is known as Fishermans Load.

Jakub Chickowski: Guys! I jut caught a bunch of fish!

Lennon Vipond: Yes! Now we can perform Fisherman’s Load

by Grant Hansen July 2, 2018

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Soaked Balls

When your jizz blast is not strong enough to fully shoot from your cock so it just exits your japseye and dribbles down your cock and balls.

Barry: I’ve already jizzed 3 times I’m worried I’m going to get Soaked Balls if I go again

by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018

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Alfred The Mankiller

In a distopian future; Captain ALM grows bored of hacking computers and breaking mainframes... he requires something more. Something... better. Alfred developed a love for snapping human spines after his first victim, Henry Ozolins.

Obviously he requires a new name. He becomes Alfred The Mankiller.

This interpretation of the Captain is a brutal killing machine who knows no fear.

Henry Ozolins: Holy shit it’s Alfred The Mankiller!

Alfred The Mankiller: There seems to be a break - (snaps Ozolins neck) - in the mainframe

by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018

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