Graham's definitions

spoonie

A person who works for J D wetherspoon

Graham is a spoonie

by Graham December 27, 2002

pantsed

Having one's pants pulled down

"I got pansted today at school."

by Graham February 10, 2003

witter (vb.) / witter on (vb.)

To ramble, usually about total shite (and usually drunkenly)

"I'm really sorry about wittering on the other night. We really should have gone for an espresso instead."

by Graham November 24, 2003

eddie..

derived from the word headie..meaning headjob... and can be used in conversation without insulting the ladies

"she gave me a GREAT EDDIE!!!"

by graham June 24, 2004

corwyn

The vaguely apathetic obscenity delivered by a hatchmonkey to his hundredth mutley of the night who wants something he can't have, and is therefore annoyed.

The guy was demanding to get in to use the loo, but the guy inside just corwyn'd.

by Graham November 30, 2004

puppet

a wrestling psycho dwarf

Puppet the Psycho Dwarf

by Graham March 29, 2005

playa

Common greeting between friends who get all the ladies

"Wuttup PLAYA!?

by Graham January 31, 2004