Graham's definitions

Harry the Cat

Any feline that seems to have an almost insatiable hunger, the 'Harry' will forever be miaooowsking and a whining rubbing it's flea bitten carcass around your legs until you capitulate and feed vast quantities of cat fattening nosh.
The 'Harry' will often eat itself to such a balloon like dimension that passage through a catflap becomes impossible.

"Hey! dude your Harry looks like it's houseridden"

by Graham October 14, 2004

spoonie

A person who works for J D wetherspoon

Graham is a spoonie

by Graham December 27, 2002

n00b cannon

The Auto- Shotty, The 12 Gauge, The n00b cannon. Very Powerful, very unaccurate gun in CS (Counter Strike). I Only Use It On fy_Iceworld.

He pumped my back with the n00b cannon

by Graham October 20, 2003

Corinthian

Of very shoddy worksmanship, but is called Corinthian to make it sound very impressive.

My car came with Corinthian leather seats, so they marked up the price.

by Graham April 19, 2005

Prepuce

1.The retractable fold of skin covering the tip of the penis or clitoris. 2. A bald dickhead's rug.

1. As you have no teeth, I would like you to chew my prepuce.

by Graham August 30, 2003

lardbutt

Insult usually aimed at the species of Louis

Louis a such a "lardbutt"

by Graham September 15, 2004

Dharma Brat

A Buddhist between the ages of 8 and 20, particularly of Shambhala Buddhists, or children of students of Chogyam Trungpa Rinpoche.

OH NO! The Dharma Brats are coming, run to the stupa!

by Graham April 30, 2006