Graham's definitions

witter (vb.) / witter on (vb.)

To ramble, usually about total shite (and usually drunkenly)

"I'm really sorry about wittering on the other night. We really should have gone for an espresso instead."

by Graham November 24, 2003

pantsed

Having one's pants pulled down

"I got pansted today at school."

by Graham February 10, 2003

eddie..

derived from the word headie..meaning headjob... and can be used in conversation without insulting the ladies

"she gave me a GREAT EDDIE!!!"

by graham June 24, 2004

freestyling

The act of masturbating with no visual material.

The poor ethiopian boy had to freestyle because he had no computer or magazines.

Bobby had to freestyle because his mom threw out all the Sears Catalogues

by Graham January 25, 2004

dirthead

A person of usualy lower class, but not reserved to, who is of the utmost atrocity. Generaly characterized by the scuzzy clothes and various types of mullets(the mullet however is not a definite characterisric). Usually lives in the drug ville part of time most of the time a habitual crank addict. Listens to Lynard Skynard and other rd neck type bands, possibly Dire Striats. Red neck music is not a dead give away however for the dirt head also listens to rap music while professing to be quote un-quote "pecker wood."

Billy Ray Cyrus
any person with ray for a middle name
steven wyatt
dobby

by Graham January 2, 2004

puppet

a wrestling psycho dwarf

Puppet the Psycho Dwarf

by Graham March 29, 2005

corwyn

The vaguely apathetic obscenity delivered by a hatchmonkey to his hundredth mutley of the night who wants something he can't have, and is therefore annoyed.

The guy was demanding to get in to use the loo, but the guy inside just corwyn'd.

by Graham November 30, 2004