Graham's definitions
by Graham November 30, 2004
Get the hatchmonkeymug. The ghetto of Berkshire. This multi-cultural area is divided into two continents; the northside (often called the shithole) being renowned for its trampishness and being a habitat for chavs and pikosts. The southside is the more prestidge part of the village, where the rich and famous tend to live. The main feature of the southside is the recycling bank which is regularly set alight or used as a launchpad for fireworks by the Tyson's or other young scamps living in the area
by Graham April 11, 2005
Get the Eton Wickmug. 
Get the playamug. 
The vaguely apathetic obscenity delivered by a hatchmonkey to his hundredth mutley of the night who wants something he can't have, and is therefore annoyed.
by Graham November 30, 2004
Get the corwynmug. by graham March 23, 2003
Get the vegitomug. A person of usualy lower class, but not reserved to, who is of the utmost atrocity. Generaly characterized by the scuzzy clothes and various types of mullets(the mullet however is not a definite characterisric). Usually lives in the drug ville part of time most of the time a habitual crank addict. Listens to Lynard Skynard and other rd neck type bands, possibly Dire Striats. Red neck music is not a dead give away however for the dirt head also listens to rap music while professing to be quote un-quote "pecker wood."
by Graham January 2, 2004
Get the dirtheadmug.