Graham's definitions

freestyling

The act of masturbating with no visual material.

The poor ethiopian boy had to freestyle because he had no computer or magazines.

Bobby had to freestyle because his mom threw out all the Sears Catalogues

by Graham January 25, 2004

Dharma Brat

A Buddhist between the ages of 8 and 20, particularly of Shambhala Buddhists, or children of students of Chogyam Trungpa Rinpoche.

OH NO! The Dharma Brats are coming, run to the stupa!

by Graham April 30, 2006

n00b cannon

The Auto- Shotty, The 12 Gauge, The n00b cannon. Very Powerful, very unaccurate gun in CS (Counter Strike). I Only Use It On fy_Iceworld.

He pumped my back with the n00b cannon

by Graham October 20, 2003

Eton Wick

The ghetto of Berkshire. This multi-cultural area is divided into two continents; the northside (often called the shithole) being renowned for its trampishness and being a habitat for chavs and pikosts. The southside is the more prestidge part of the village, where the rich and famous tend to live. The main feature of the southside is the recycling bank which is regularly set alight or used as a launchpad for fireworks by the Tyson's or other young scamps living in the area

I got shot when I was walking past the Eton Wick chippy

by Graham April 11, 2005

witter (vb.) / witter on (vb.)

To ramble, usually about total shite (and usually drunkenly)

"I'm really sorry about wittering on the other night. We really should have gone for an espresso instead."

by Graham November 24, 2003

pantsed

Having one's pants pulled down

"I got pansted today at school."

by Graham February 10, 2003

eddie..

derived from the word headie..meaning headjob... and can be used in conversation without insulting the ladies

"she gave me a GREAT EDDIE!!!"

by graham June 24, 2004