Graham's definitions

corwyn

The vaguely apathetic obscenity delivered by a hatchmonkey to his hundredth mutley of the night who wants something he can't have, and is therefore annoyed.

The guy was demanding to get in to use the loo, but the guy inside just corwyn'd.

by Graham November 30, 2004

chavtastic

A word to describe something that is chav-like

Look at his bling, it's chavtastic!

by Graham December 1, 2004

Poon

the unshaven heaven in which we all like to take a dip.

In Diana Jones: The temple of Poon.

by Graham April 13, 2004

Slop-Can

A messy or disorganized person.

"Hey slop-can! Your room is a mess!"

by Graham December 10, 2003

-tron

the suffix that makes any person/place/thing cool as hell sounding. Sometimes the root word must be modified or added on -o- on to make it even cooler

Danieltron
the swimming pool-o-tron
easy bake oventron

by Graham January 1, 2004

dirthead

A person of usualy lower class, but not reserved to, who is of the utmost atrocity. Generaly characterized by the scuzzy clothes and various types of mullets(the mullet however is not a definite characterisric). Usually lives in the drug ville part of time most of the time a habitual crank addict. Listens to Lynard Skynard and other rd neck type bands, possibly Dire Striats. Red neck music is not a dead give away however for the dirt head also listens to rap music while professing to be quote un-quote "pecker wood."

Billy Ray Cyrus
any person with ray for a middle name
steven wyatt
dobby

by Graham January 2, 2004

ridged band

The ridged band also known as Taylor's band is the primary source of sexual pleasure found in the foreskin of the penis. This tissue is destroyed in victims of circumcision.

Thanks to my parents I was not circumcised and enjoy a normal level of sexual pleasure with my intact ridged band.

I love my parents because they did not remove my ability to experience normal sex with my ridged band.

by Graham January 3, 2004