Graham's definitions

jump my chain

referring to when when a girl sloppily jumps on a mans penis as he is standing

The two sloppy girls, jenna and lindsay, jumped harrison and i's chains

by graham January 27, 2003

pantsed

Having one's pants pulled down

"I got pansted today at school."

by Graham February 10, 2003

eddie..

derived from the word headie..meaning headjob... and can be used in conversation without insulting the ladies

"she gave me a GREAT EDDIE!!!"

by graham June 24, 2004

witter (vb.) / witter on (vb.)

To ramble, usually about total shite (and usually drunkenly)

"I'm really sorry about wittering on the other night. We really should have gone for an espresso instead."

by Graham November 24, 2003

swizzed (to feel)

Basically means 'to feel cheated'. Has a strong element of the subject (by whom is swizzed) being cheap / nasty / predictable / boring

'I feel totally swizzed by that poxy night out with those generic, brainless mongs.' Usually gay men, in my case.

by Graham November 24, 2003

frenulum

The erogenous teather of the ridged band also called Taylor's band to the frenular delta and glans penis. Provides sexual pleasure when stretched by retracting the foreskin also serves to keep the foreskin forward protecting the glans penis and meatus.

When the penis becomes erect the traction on the frenulum provides extreme pleasure for the male.

by Graham January 3, 2004

willybollocks

ment as an insult.

William Bullock

by Graham June 4, 2003