Graham's definitions

Tonging

Being Chinese and throwing all over the back of a public bus and then flicking the chunks off of your shirt onto bus patrons.

I tonged like 40 times last night

by Graham January 19, 2004

frrd

A random sound that can be made at any period of time. Usually said when something funny happens

How you doing?
"Frrd"

by Graham September 15, 2004

chavtastic

A word to describe something that is chav-like

Look at his bling, it's chavtastic!

by Graham December 1, 2004

spoonie

A person who works for J D wetherspoon

Graham is a spoonie

by Graham December 27, 2002

Harry the Cat

Any feline that seems to have an almost insatiable hunger, the 'Harry' will forever be miaooowsking and a whining rubbing it's flea bitten carcass around your legs until you capitulate and feed vast quantities of cat fattening nosh.
The 'Harry' will often eat itself to such a balloon like dimension that passage through a catflap becomes impossible.

"Hey! dude your Harry looks like it's houseridden"

by Graham October 14, 2004

lolocaust

the death of all the "lol" in the room, chat room, thread, etc.

oh wow. jjcoolj just killed that thread. what a lolocaust.

by Graham November 2, 2003

Slop-Can

A messy or disorganized person.

"Hey slop-can! Your room is a mess!"

by Graham December 10, 2003