Graham's definitions

swizzed (to feel)

Basically means 'to feel cheated'. Has a strong element of the subject (by whom is swizzed) being cheap / nasty / predictable / boring

'I feel totally swizzed by that poxy night out with those generic, brainless mongs.' Usually gay men, in my case.

by Graham November 24, 2003

witter (vb.) / witter on (vb.)

To ramble, usually about total shite (and usually drunkenly)

"I'm really sorry about wittering on the other night. We really should have gone for an espresso instead."

by Graham November 24, 2003

Prepuce

1.The retractable fold of skin covering the tip of the penis or clitoris. 2. A bald dickhead's rug.

1. As you have no teeth, I would like you to chew my prepuce.

by Graham August 30, 2003

frrd

A random sound that can be made at any period of time. Usually said when something funny happens

How you doing?
"Frrd"

by Graham September 15, 2004

lardbutt

Insult usually aimed at the species of Louis

Louis a such a "lardbutt"

by Graham September 15, 2004

pikost

Basically another word for a pikey. They are the scum of society. Usually get around on stolen mopeds. Hang around in groups. Steal anything that they can get carry. They wear rings the size of golf balls from Argos. Pikeys like to know themselves as travellers

Blazin' Squad are a bunch of "pikosts"

by Graham September 15, 2004

bramah

This word is a London cockney word used to describe a woman as disgusting ugly.

She is being likened to the bramah cows of India.

by Graham May 13, 2005