Graham's definitions

spoonie

A person who works for J D wetherspoon

Graham is a spoonie

by Graham December 27, 2002

Harry the Cat

Any feline that seems to have an almost insatiable hunger, the 'Harry' will forever be miaooowsking and a whining rubbing it's flea bitten carcass around your legs until you capitulate and feed vast quantities of cat fattening nosh.
The 'Harry' will often eat itself to such a balloon like dimension that passage through a catflap becomes impossible.

"Hey! dude your Harry looks like it's houseridden"

by Graham October 14, 2004

pantsed

Having one's pants pulled down

"I got pansted today at school."

by Graham February 10, 2003

witter (vb.) / witter on (vb.)

To ramble, usually about total shite (and usually drunkenly)

"I'm really sorry about wittering on the other night. We really should have gone for an espresso instead."

by Graham November 24, 2003

eddie..

derived from the word headie..meaning headjob... and can be used in conversation without insulting the ladies

"she gave me a GREAT EDDIE!!!"

by graham June 24, 2004

pikost

Basically another word for a pikey. They are the scum of society. Usually get around on stolen mopeds. Hang around in groups. Steal anything that they can get carry. They wear rings the size of golf balls from Argos. Pikeys like to know themselves as travellers

Blazin' Squad are a bunch of "pikosts"

by Graham September 15, 2004

thunderbox

A box built for shitting in. Often found on campsite grounds.

I really let loose with a storm of poop on the thunderbox.

by Graham February 1, 2004