Graham's definitions

frenulum

The erogenous teather of the ridged band also called Taylor's band to the frenular delta and glans penis. Provides sexual pleasure when stretched by retracting the foreskin also serves to keep the foreskin forward protecting the glans penis and meatus.

When the penis becomes erect the traction on the frenulum provides extreme pleasure for the male.

by Graham January 3, 2004

mug off

An offensive term to ask someone to go away. It is more specifically aimed at twats

Oi, you pikey. Mug Off!

by Graham November 22, 2006

Rock it

Used as an alternative to "Okay!"

Johny: Let's go see a movie.
Stanley: Rock it!

by Graham October 22, 2004

lolocaust

the death of all the "lol" in the room, chat room, thread, etc.

oh wow. jjcoolj just killed that thread. what a lolocaust.

by Graham November 2, 2003

chavtastic

A word to describe something that is chav-like

Look at his bling, it's chavtastic!

by Graham December 1, 2004

Harry the Cat

Any feline that seems to have an almost insatiable hunger, the 'Harry' will forever be miaooowsking and a whining rubbing it's flea bitten carcass around your legs until you capitulate and feed vast quantities of cat fattening nosh.
The 'Harry' will often eat itself to such a balloon like dimension that passage through a catflap becomes impossible.

"Hey! dude your Harry looks like it's houseridden"

by Graham October 14, 2004

spoonie

A person who works for J D wetherspoon

Graham is a spoonie

by Graham December 27, 2002