graham's definitions

n00b cannon

The Auto- Shotty, The 12 Gauge, The n00b cannon. Very Powerful, very unaccurate gun in CS (Counter Strike). I Only Use It On fy_Iceworld.

He pumped my back with the n00b cannon

by Graham October 20, 2003

intactivist

A person who participates in an activist group or as an individual for the rights of children to remain genitally intact retaining their foreskin the frenulum and ridged band also called Taylor's band

As an intactivist Billy fights to end medically unnecessary infant circumcision through education of the public and government.

by Graham January 3, 2004

ridged band

The ridged band also known as Taylor's band is the primary source of sexual pleasure found in the foreskin of the penis. This tissue is destroyed in victims of circumcision.

Thanks to my parents I was not circumcised and enjoy a normal level of sexual pleasure with my intact ridged band.

I love my parents because they did not remove my ability to experience normal sex with my ridged band.

by Graham January 3, 2004

thunderbox

A box built for shitting in. Often found on campsite grounds.

I really let loose with a storm of poop on the thunderbox.

by Graham February 1, 2004

witter (vb.) / witter on (vb.)

To ramble, usually about total shite (and usually drunkenly)

"I'm really sorry about wittering on the other night. We really should have gone for an espresso instead."

by Graham November 24, 2003

pantsed

Having one's pants pulled down

"I got pansted today at school."

by Graham February 10, 2003

eddie..

derived from the word headie..meaning headjob... and can be used in conversation without insulting the ladies

"she gave me a GREAT EDDIE!!!"

by graham June 24, 2004