graham's definitions

lolocaust

the death of all the "lol" in the room, chat room, thread, etc.

oh wow. jjcoolj just killed that thread. what a lolocaust.

by Graham November 2, 2003

chavtastic

A word to describe something that is chav-like

Look at his bling, it's chavtastic!

by Graham December 1, 2004

Harry the Cat

Any feline that seems to have an almost insatiable hunger, the 'Harry' will forever be miaooowsking and a whining rubbing it's flea bitten carcass around your legs until you capitulate and feed vast quantities of cat fattening nosh.
The 'Harry' will often eat itself to such a balloon like dimension that passage through a catflap becomes impossible.

"Hey! dude your Harry looks like it's houseridden"

by Graham October 14, 2004

spoonie

A person who works for J D wetherspoon

Graham is a spoonie

by Graham December 27, 2002

vangie

Slang shortform of 'evangelism'. Used as a noun describing the act of 'reaching out', talking to strangers in public about Jesus Christ, or their faith.

'So Rich, are you up for doing some vangie tonight on Tooting Broadway after work?

by Graham January 10, 2005

thunderbox

A box built for shitting in. Often found on campsite grounds.

I really let loose with a storm of poop on the thunderbox.

by Graham February 1, 2004

Poon

the unshaven heaven in which we all like to take a dip.

In Diana Jones: The temple of Poon.

by Graham April 13, 2004