graham's definitions

lolocaust

the death of all the "lol" in the room, chat room, thread, etc.

oh wow. jjcoolj just killed that thread. what a lolocaust.

by Graham November 2, 2003

Harry the Cat

Any feline that seems to have an almost insatiable hunger, the 'Harry' will forever be miaooowsking and a whining rubbing it's flea bitten carcass around your legs until you capitulate and feed vast quantities of cat fattening nosh.
The 'Harry' will often eat itself to such a balloon like dimension that passage through a catflap becomes impossible.

"Hey! dude your Harry looks like it's houseridden"

by Graham October 14, 2004

chavtastic

A word to describe something that is chav-like

Look at his bling, it's chavtastic!

by Graham December 1, 2004

spoonie

A person who works for J D wetherspoon

Graham is a spoonie

by Graham December 27, 2002

vangie

Slang shortform of 'evangelism'. Used as a noun describing the act of 'reaching out', talking to strangers in public about Jesus Christ, or their faith.

'So Rich, are you up for doing some vangie tonight on Tooting Broadway after work?

by Graham January 10, 2005

lardbutt

Insult usually aimed at the species of Louis

Louis a such a "lardbutt"

by Graham September 15, 2004

jump my chain

referring to when when a girl sloppily jumps on a mans penis as he is standing

The two sloppy girls, jenna and lindsay, jumped harrison and i's chains

by graham January 27, 2003