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frenulum

The erogenous teather of the ridged band also called Taylor's band to the frenular delta and glans penis. Provides sexual pleasure when stretched by retracting the foreskin also serves to keep the foreskin forward protecting the glans penis and meatus.
When the penis becomes erect the traction on the frenulum provides extreme pleasure for the male.
by Graham January 3, 2004
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willybollocks

ment as an insult.
by Graham June 4, 2003
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swizzed (to feel)

Basically means 'to feel cheated'. Has a strong element of the subject (by whom is swizzed) being cheap / nasty / predictable / boring
'I feel totally swizzed by that poxy night out with those generic, brainless mongs.' Usually gay men, in my case.
by Graham November 24, 2003
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Eton Wick

The ghetto of Berkshire. This multi-cultural area is divided into two continents; the northside (often called the shithole) being renowned for its trampishness and being a habitat for chavs and pikosts. The southside is the more prestidge part of the village, where the rich and famous tend to live. The main feature of the southside is the recycling bank which is regularly set alight or used as a launchpad for fireworks by the Tyson's or other young scamps living in the area
I got shot when I was walking past the Eton Wick chippy
by Graham April 11, 2005
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n00b cannon

The Auto- Shotty, The 12 Gauge, The n00b cannon. Very Powerful, very unaccurate gun in CS (Counter Strike). I Only Use It On fy_Iceworld.
He pumped my back with the n00b cannon
by Graham October 20, 2003
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Corinthian

Of very shoddy worksmanship, but is called Corinthian to make it sound very impressive.
My car came with Corinthian leather seats, so they marked up the price.
by Graham April 19, 2005
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ridged band

The ridged band also known as Taylor's band is the primary source of sexual pleasure found in the foreskin of the penis. This tissue is destroyed in victims of circumcision.
Thanks to my parents I was not circumcised and enjoy a normal level of sexual pleasure with my intact ridged band.

I love my parents because they did not remove my ability to experience normal sex with my ridged band.
by Graham January 3, 2004
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