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Gimli's definitions

carpet layer

Lesbian, one who exhibits the qualities of a lesbian. One who by definition of a lesbian prefers sexual fulfillment from another woman's genitalia (slang. carpet ) The term laid (to lay) is applied to carpet resulting in carpet layer.
Those women holding hands over there must be carpet layers!
by Gimli July 9, 2003
mugGet the carpet layermug.

knogle

verb. The action of scraping one's fingers, hands or knuckles on a sharp edge or corner inside a computer case while removing a device such as a PCI card or drive power cable. This is usually caused by parts being difficult to remove requiring such an application of force that once the object gives the hand pulling upon it is whipped across the interior of the computer case typically resulting in multiple lascerations. A bleeding knogle occurs if the injury (injuries) result in a substantial amount of blood loss.
I knogled myself removing a Kitchen Sync dual time-base corrector from my Amiga 2000 the other day requiring the use of a bandaid. (true story!)
by Gimli August 2, 2004
mugGet the knoglemug.

right johnny good

1)An exclamation of delight. 2)When something hits the spot or fulfills a need. 3)Superlative, Overstating the significance of something's worth.
Right johnny good, you are fine!
Oatmeal cookies sound right johnny good!
That smacktard thinks he's right johnny good
by Gimli July 9, 2003
mugGet the right johnny goodmug.

omigod

Contraction of the term "Oh my God" used commonly in the 1980s by valley girls
Omigod, he is like, so king lord bufu !
by Gimli July 9, 2003
mugGet the omigodmug.

bowner

1) used as a greeting call amongst friends. 2) An erection or boner exhibiting roundness. 3) male genitalia. 4) A screw up or mistake. 5) used as a battlecry, exclamation or excitement.
1) Hey, Bowner!
2) Gotta Bowner!
3) Ouch, that hit my Bowner!
4) What a Bowner!
5) BOWNER!
by Gimli July 9, 2003
mugGet the bownermug.

eq

Short for Equalizer. Device for amplifying or suppressing specific frequency bands of audio. This device can be part of a stereo tuner or component or may be present in audio playback software such as winamp.
I adjusted my stereo's EQ so that when Barry White sings it sounds like an earthquake.
by Gimli July 9, 2003
mugGet the eqmug.

ejectilate

The act of ejection.
The VCR ejectilated the videocassette. My Bowner ejectilated!
by Gimli July 9, 2003
mugGet the ejectilatemug.

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