Gimli's definitions

eq

Short for Equalizer. Device for amplifying or suppressing specific frequency bands of audio. This device can be part of a stereo tuner or component or may be present in audio playback software such as winamp.

I adjusted my stereo's EQ so that when Barry White sings it sounds like an earthquake.

by Gimli July 9, 2003

DAMAGED GOODS

Girl who has had her hymen broken. A non-virgin. Woman who has had carnal knowledge.

<Darth Vader> Your surprising lack of bleeding leads me to believe that you are damaged goods. It was your brother wasn't it? </Darth Vader>

by Gimli July 9, 2003

carpet layer

Lesbian, one who exhibits the qualities of a lesbian. One who by definition of a lesbian prefers sexual fulfillment from another woman's genitalia (slang. carpet ) The term laid (to lay) is applied to carpet resulting in carpet layer.

Those women holding hands over there must be carpet layers!

by Gimli July 9, 2003

knogle

verb. The action of scraping one's fingers, hands or knuckles on a sharp edge or corner inside a computer case while removing a device such as a PCI card or drive power cable. This is usually caused by parts being difficult to remove requiring such an application of force that once the object gives the hand pulling upon it is whipped across the interior of the computer case typically resulting in multiple lascerations. A bleeding knogle occurs if the injury (injuries) result in a substantial amount of blood loss.

I knogled myself removing a Kitchen Sync dual time-base corrector from my Amiga 2000 the other day requiring the use of a bandaid. (true story!)

by Gimli August 2, 2004

right johnny good

1)An exclamation of delight. 2)When something hits the spot or fulfills a need. 3)Superlative, Overstating the significance of something's worth.

Right johnny good, you are fine!
Oatmeal cookies sound right johnny good!
That smacktard thinks he's right johnny good

by Gimli July 9, 2003

bleeding knogle

noun. A knogle that results in a substantial loss of blood. See also knogle

Removing my Radeon 8500 led to a gushing bleeding knogle. I'm buying a higher quality computer case.

by Gimli August 2, 2004

TK

Team Killer n.
A person who engages in intentionally or unintentionally killing teammates in online games. TKs are either unskilled or are trying to ruin the gaming experience for others. The latter can be summed up by the Battlefield 1942 term smacktard.

i TK u i TK u loooool!!11
i tH3 l337 Ov TK!!! looooool

by Gimli July 15, 2003