17 definitions by Gimli

jamaica

Preceeded by did. Question regarding one's luck with a lady the previous night.

Anakin: I met Princess Amidala last night.
Jar Jar: Sooo man, d'jamaica?
Anakin: I'm only 9 years old you sicko!

by Gimli July 9, 2003

bleeding knogle

noun. A knogle that results in a substantial loss of blood. See also knogle

Removing my Radeon 8500 led to a gushing bleeding knogle. I'm buying a higher quality computer case.

by Gimli August 3, 2004

compaq

Makers of PC computer systems that are made by sweatshop workers in third world countries in textile mills. They use unreliable components and often take cost-saving measures such as: building everything but the kitchen sink onto the motherboard so it is unlikely anybody will ever try to upgrade. Software only modems. Bios that does not recognize a boot drive unless it is pre-loaded with mindless Compaq shovelware. IDE ribbon cables with only 1 head. Riser cards for horizontally oriented PCI slots.
Best of all they pass the saving on to you, the consumer. Oops, sorry, that last bit is what the other computer manufacturers do.

My Grandma upgraded to a Compaq from a 286 PC Jr. and noticed a slight decrease in performance. Also the XGA graphics on the old computer were better.

by Gimli July 15, 2003

Jerry

not cute

Jerry is not cute.

by Gimli February 13, 2018

hewlett packard

The makers of overpriced printers and crash happy computer systems.

Duuude, you're getting an HP, Duuuuude, you got rocked!

by Gimli July 15, 2003

carpet layer

Lesbian, one who exhibits the qualities of a lesbian. One who by definition of a lesbian prefers sexual fulfillment from another woman's genitalia (slang. carpet ) The term laid (to lay) is applied to carpet resulting in carpet layer.

Those women holding hands over there must be carpet layers!

by Gimli July 9, 2003

ejectilate

The act of ejection.

The VCR ejectilated the videocassette. My Bowner ejectilated!

by Gimli July 9, 2003