Gimli's definitions

omigod

Contraction of the term "Oh my God" used commonly in the 1980s by valley girls

Omigod, he is like, so king lord bufu !

by Gimli July 9, 2003

DAMAGED GOODS

Girl who has had her hymen broken. A non-virgin. Woman who has had carnal knowledge.

<Darth Vader> Your surprising lack of bleeding leads me to believe that you are damaged goods. It was your brother wasn't it? </Darth Vader>

by Gimli July 9, 2003

kool cubes

Ice cubes made from Kool Aid mix. These serve the purpose of not diluting your Kool Aid when they melt. You can also mix Kool Aid flavors, for example; by adding orange Kool Cubes to Red Kool Aid.

Kid 1: Don't forget the Kool Cubes!
Kid 2: No you di'n't
Kid 1: Yeah I do
Kid 2: Bahbahbahbahbahbahbahbah
Blowtorch: Porkchop Sandwiches!

by Gimli May 24, 2005

hewlett packard

The makers of overpriced printers and crash happy computer systems.

Duuude, you're getting an HP, Duuuuude, you got rocked!

by Gimli July 15, 2003

ejectilate

The act of ejection.

The VCR ejectilated the videocassette. My Bowner ejectilated!

by Gimli July 9, 2003

bowner

1) used as a greeting call amongst friends. 2) An erection or boner exhibiting roundness. 3) male genitalia. 4) A screw up or mistake. 5) used as a battlecry, exclamation or excitement.

1) Hey, Bowner!
2) Gotta Bowner!
3) Ouch, that hit my Bowner!
4) What a Bowner!
5) BOWNER!

by Gimli July 9, 2003

carpet layer

Lesbian, one who exhibits the qualities of a lesbian. One who by definition of a lesbian prefers sexual fulfillment from another woman's genitalia (slang. carpet ) The term laid (to lay) is applied to carpet resulting in carpet layer.

Those women holding hands over there must be carpet layers!

by Gimli July 9, 2003