Gimli's definitions

bowner

1) used as a greeting call amongst friends. 2) An erection or boner exhibiting roundness. 3) male genitalia. 4) A screw up or mistake. 5) used as a battlecry, exclamation or excitement.

1) Hey, Bowner!
2) Gotta Bowner!
3) Ouch, that hit my Bowner!
4) What a Bowner!
5) BOWNER!

by Gimli July 9, 2003

DAMAGED GOODS

Girl who has had her hymen broken. A non-virgin. Woman who has had carnal knowledge.

<Darth Vader> Your surprising lack of bleeding leads me to believe that you are damaged goods. It was your brother wasn't it? </Darth Vader>

by Gimli July 9, 2003

eq

Short for Equalizer. Device for amplifying or suppressing specific frequency bands of audio. This device can be part of a stereo tuner or component or may be present in audio playback software such as winamp.

I adjusted my stereo's EQ so that when Barry White sings it sounds like an earthquake.

by Gimli July 9, 2003

kool cubes

Ice cubes made from Kool Aid mix. These serve the purpose of not diluting your Kool Aid when they melt. You can also mix Kool Aid flavors, for example; by adding orange Kool Cubes to Red Kool Aid.

Kid 1: Don't forget the Kool Cubes!
Kid 2: No you di'n't
Kid 1: Yeah I do
Kid 2: Bahbahbahbahbahbahbahbah
Blowtorch: Porkchop Sandwiches!

by Gimli May 24, 2005

ejectilate

The act of ejection.

The VCR ejectilated the videocassette. My Bowner ejectilated!

by Gimli July 9, 2003

hewlett packard

The makers of overpriced printers and crash happy computer systems.

Duuude, you're getting an HP, Duuuuude, you got rocked!

by Gimli July 15, 2003

Jerry

not cute

Jerry is not cute.

by gimli February 14, 2018