7 definitions by GeniusSex

Octospan

The distance between the tips of the tentacles on an octopus.

Also used to describe the distance from your penis to your longest limb.

I walked in on Bill while he was measuring his octospan and things got weird

by GeniusSex May 25, 2018

French Slurp

A pint of Coors light topped with champagne. A popular cocktail commonly ordered on new years.

Two more French slurps before midnight strikes! A French slurp always tastes better on a French kiss.

by GeniusSex January 1, 2020

Braint

The name for when you braid your taint hair.

The guy I was seeing didn't think I was cute until he saw my braints.

by GeniusSex October 23, 2022

Artaintist

A tattoo artist who specializes in butthole/taint area.

I could almost feel his mustache on my Gooch as Big Baloo, the artaintist, made my butthole look like Homer Simpson with a 5 o' clock shadow

by GeniusSex October 23, 2022

Ghost Boating

The act of setting a boat at low throttle and leaving the helm to dance around, stand at the bow, or even enter the water (licensed ghost boaters only).

We returned the boat with a hole in the hull and had to explain that we'd been ghost boating...

by GeniusSex August 6, 2018

Rusty Punch

While enthusically doing it doggy, you punch her butt hole.

It was the same old train until John gave me a Rusty punch. John always knows what I like.

by GeniusSex December 31, 2016

Ice logging

A sexual maneuver where you freeze a log of poop and then use it as a dildo in any orifice.

I don't know why Samantha likes ice logging so much.

by GeniusSex August 31, 2014