Gavin's definitions

qurr

JorDann. A douche bag with no nuts.

Look at that qurr Jordann.

by Gavin November 1, 2004

brew crew

pikey with 20 odd pence more than white cider pikey

-'mothers joined the brew crew'
-'snobby cunt'

by gavin September 14, 2003

elastic band conversation

banal discourse that makes you want to throw up

they're like elastic bands but smaller and some have different colours

by gavin October 4, 2003

haraam

fucking

haraam sala - fucking idiot

by gavin October 21, 2003

blarg

While it is almost impossible to decipher one true and absolute meaning for Blarg, there is a basic understanding of it's fundamental implementations:

1) An utterance of complete bafflement (as noted many times the author of such bafflement may remain speechless with only the word "blarg" comprehensive for some amount of time)

see also: confuzlement

2) A vocalization of complete disgust. A short pantomime of a vomiting sound. In this case you might want to draw the "blarg" out more to sound like a more authentic vomiting sound.

3) A short sigh expressing sadness and frustration in the same instant.

A What's that you say? Kathy Bates fully nude, awesome!
B blarg!

by Gavin November 30, 2003

tod

anyone who is immature/annoying and 13 years old or younder

those damn tods keep playing coke music.

get those tods out of here man theyre making too much noise.

you fuckin tod get out of my face.

by gavin October 19, 2003

gurning

to complain in a whiney manner

ok aaron stop your gurning

by Gavin November 18, 2003