Gavin's definitions

up to the lions nose

a accurate or correct judgement of scale. usually height but could be any of the 4 main dimensions

:do you reckon thats a pint?
:that looks up to the lions nose to me

by gavin March 12, 2004

turd from atlantis

to have a full complete sensation of shitting only to reveal you haven't

did you go for a crap?
yes but it was a turd from atlantis

by gavin March 17, 2004

cachungas

Breasts

Wow! Look at the cachungas on that sweet momma!

by Gavin September 2, 2003

Rub the cooch

To stimulate a woman's clitoris.

"Just rub the cooch man. she'll get so horny."

by Gavin December 9, 2004

cottage

baby storage centre

:R Kellys taken my baby
:don't worry we can pop down the cottage latter and pick you up another one

by gavin September 28, 2003

shiatsu

non hand shandy massage
favoured by hippies and yoghurt weavers
very nice really

make me a cup of tea

by gavin September 28, 2003

yoghurt weaver

someone who makes yoghurt and weaves baskets.
also pacifistic pikey
tends to dwell in Totnes

typical statement: do you want to see my bag of information?

by gavin September 14, 2003