65 definitions by Gavin

cuntsnaffle

To be close and intimate with a particularly "juicy" ladyhole.

I was just about to give her a jolly good cuntsnaffle, when in walked the butler!

by Gavin April 26, 2005

hegmonic power tool of the state.
law enforcer

then this pig scuffer cunt came up and took the milk off me.

by Gavin September 27, 2003

"Just rub the cooch man. she'll get so horny."

by Gavin December 10, 2004

A dudy little spannish mouse thing that teaches kids (Little Huan) to count

by Gavin October 15, 2003

pikey sounds used to annoy the upper-middle classes

we had a 20k rig, dog fighting an' all on that cunts farm.

by Gavin September 14, 2003

I friggen legend whom everyone loves, looks up to and respects.

There are none better than gavman666

by Gavin July 31, 2004

thick 'who ate all the pies cunt' who comes round your house, stares at you and asks if your in.

:is mister titwank in?
:who?

by Gavin September 14, 2003