Gavin's definitions

turd from atlantis

to have a full complete sensation of shitting only to reveal you haven't

did you go for a crap?
yes but it was a turd from atlantis

by gavin March 17, 2004

donkey

ketamine

oi pikey fucker got any donkey

by gavin September 17, 2003

up to the lions nose

a accurate or correct judgement of scale. usually height but could be any of the 4 main dimensions

:do you reckon thats a pint?
:that looks up to the lions nose to me

by gavin March 12, 2004

kitters

hotty from argentina with beautifully big breast and soft lips that could kill a man.

Noelia; girl from argentina with beautiful breast.

by gavin March 8, 2004

techno

pikey sounds used to annoy the upper-middle classes

we had a 20k rig, dog fighting an' all on that cunts farm.

by gavin September 14, 2003

pie eater

A polite term for a fat person

That I.T Manager just sits and eats pies all day. What a fat tnuc

by Gavin September 12, 2003

blarg

While it is almost impossible to decipher one true and absolute meaning for Blarg, there is a basic understanding of it's fundamental implementations:

1) An utterance of complete bafflement (as noted many times the author of such bafflement may remain speechless with only the word "blarg" comprehensive for some amount of time)

see also: confuzlement

2) A vocalization of complete disgust. A short pantomime of a vomiting sound. In this case you might want to draw the "blarg" out more to sound like a more authentic vomiting sound.

3) A short sigh expressing sadness and frustration in the same instant.

A What's that you say? Kathy Bates fully nude, awesome!
B blarg!

by Gavin November 30, 2003