Gavin's definitions

yogurt weaver

hippie type who weaves baskets and makes home made yougurt

:fancy a shi-at su?
:do i look like a yougurt weaving cunt?

by Gavin September 17, 2003

donkey

ketamine

oi pikey fucker got any donkey

by gavin September 17, 2003

ketamine crew

bunch of pikey munters who take lots of ketamine

:got any donkey?
:go see the ketamine crew

by gavin September 17, 2003

Rig

large pikey music system used to annoy the police and the upper-middle classes

the fucking pigs seized the rig

by gavin September 17, 2003

thali cafe

yogurt weaving venue ran by capitalist rainbow nazis. Will sell you a bowl of boiled lentils and a thinbal of yougurt and happily charge you 7 quid. Sorry they do put a sprig of corriander on top.
The beers 3 quid for a half.

-that'll be 49 pounds please.
-Thats cheap
-yes we have a special on the thali as we are at War

by gavin September 27, 2003

scuffer

hegmonic power tool of the state.
law enforcer

then this pig scuffer cunt came up and took the milk off me.

by gavin September 27, 2003

window licker

person with a learning disability and special needs who gets paraded around town in a big blue bus, funded by social services.

:are there any triggers for your epilepsy?
:when i'm licking windows.

by gavin September 27, 2003