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gurning

ok aaron stop your gurning
by Gavin November 18, 2003
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Haxor

The bastardization of the word Hacker.

Someone who has does not understand the inner workings of a computer but knows how to download software that is used to attack and destroy or be used in a malicous nature. Most real hackers have gone through this phase, thinking they are "all powerful" because they can download someone else's tools to cause damage. When in reality the true art of a Hacker is to create said tools in attempt to find flaws and fix them in software and hardware.

See script kiddy
Hacker: wow, look at this newb.
H4x0r: ph33r my 1337n355!

H4x0r has been killed by Hacker (Teardrop doesn't work on me: Come back when you've learned something.)
by Gavin December 14, 2003
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blarg

While it is almost impossible to decipher one true and absolute meaning for Blarg, there is a basic understanding of it's fundamental implementations:

1) An utterance of complete bafflement (as noted many times the author of such bafflement may remain speechless with only the word "blarg" comprehensive for some amount of time)

see also: confuzlement

2) A vocalization of complete disgust. A short pantomime of a vomiting sound. In this case you might want to draw the "blarg" out more to sound like a more authentic vomiting sound.

3) A short sigh expressing sadness and frustration in the same instant.
A What's that you say? Kathy Bates fully nude, awesome!
B blarg!
by Gavin November 30, 2003
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sowned

To more than just own someone in a video game, own them extreme prejudice in skill, style, and score.
we s0wned them last game :P
by Gavin December 14, 2003
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thali cafe

yogurt weaving venue ran by capitalist rainbow nazis. Will sell you a bowl of boiled lentils and a thinbal of yougurt and happily charge you 7 quid. Sorry they do put a sprig of corriander on top.
The beers 3 quid for a half.
-that'll be 49 pounds please.
-Thats cheap
-yes we have a special on the thali as we are at War
by gavin September 27, 2003
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bailiff

thick 'who ate all the pies cunt' who comes round your house, stares at you and asks if your in.
:is mister titwank in?
:who?
by gavin September 14, 2003
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