Gavin's definitions

shuv

a fun, free voice and messaging mobile app that lets you creatively customize and choose the ringtone (including all of the Sony Music library) that the person you are calling will hear.

I just shuv'd my friend with a loud, ridiculously obnoxious ringtone. No regrets

by Gavin November 4, 2014

gutter slut

dirty manky whore with juicy big flaps hanging down to her knees with puss on them

look at that fly blown manky white trash whore bag GUTTER SLUT

by Gavin August 7, 2004

blarg

While it is almost impossible to decipher one true and absolute meaning for Blarg, there is a basic understanding of it's fundamental implementations:

1) An utterance of complete bafflement (as noted many times the author of such bafflement may remain speechless with only the word "blarg" comprehensive for some amount of time)

see also: confuzlement

2) A vocalization of complete disgust. A short pantomime of a vomiting sound. In this case you might want to draw the "blarg" out more to sound like a more authentic vomiting sound.

3) A short sigh expressing sadness and frustration in the same instant.

A What's that you say? Kathy Bates fully nude, awesome!
B blarg!

by Gavin November 30, 2003

sowned

To more than just own someone in a video game, own them extreme prejudice in skill, style, and score.

we s0wned them last game :P

by Gavin December 14, 2003

Alcoholic

person who 'chooses' white cider in the off licence. smells of piss. see jakey

i'm not an alcoholic i enjoy pissing myself and being yellow

by gavin September 27, 2003

buttmunch

someone who u generalli dont like and describe them as a 'buttmuncher'

i dont like you. your a buttmunch

by gavin May 13, 2005

Biesh

An adjective for something, or someone, that is really crap.

"That is totally biesh!"
"Ya is da biesh"
"Biiiieeesh!"

by Gavin December 7, 2003