Gavin's definitions

suburban dictionary

the oxford dictionary

the suburban dictionary isn't for looking up rude words its for education

by gavin September 27, 2003

skank

hobby of the pikey

:someone skanked my tools
:that'll be the pikeys

by gavin November 13, 2006

Gary Glitter

kiddie fidler who doesn't own a violin and isn't a child

that was nice of gary to babysit at such short notice

by gavin September 27, 2003

Alcoholic

person who 'chooses' white cider in the off licence. smells of piss. see jakey

i'm not an alcoholic i enjoy pissing myself and being yellow

by gavin September 27, 2003

shiatsu

non hand shandy massage
favoured by hippies and yoghurt weavers
very nice really

make me a cup of tea

by gavin September 28, 2003

Bod

indecisive cunt who gets a frog to decide what milkshake wants

mmmmmmm chocolate

by gavin September 28, 2003

Kilroy

-ex mp who used to suck ken livingstone but now just sucks
-symbol of unemployment see shortland street

fuck pant fuck pant fuck pant fuck pant

by gavin September 28, 2003