Gavin's definitions

yoghurt weaver

someone who makes yoghurt and weaves baskets.
also pacifistic pikey
tends to dwell in Totnes

typical statement: do you want to see my bag of information?

by gavin September 14, 2003

Rub the cooch

To stimulate a woman's clitoris.

"Just rub the cooch man. she'll get so horny."

by Gavin December 9, 2004

cottage

baby storage centre

:R Kellys taken my baby
:don't worry we can pop down the cottage latter and pick you up another one

by gavin September 28, 2003

cachungas

Breasts

Wow! Look at the cachungas on that sweet momma!

by Gavin September 2, 2003

ha got eem

What someone says after they say "DEEZ NUTZ"

Tom- Hey, somethin came in the mail today.
Wife- What?
Tom- DEEZ NUTZ!! HA GOT EEM

by GaViN May 14, 2015

techno

pikey sounds used to annoy the upper-middle classes

we had a 20k rig, dog fighting an' all on that cunts farm.

by gavin September 14, 2003

trustafarian

yogurt weaving, museli jumper wearing, rainbow nazi. Offspring of a CEO or heriditary peer with enough money from daddy to seemily appear to thick stupid hippy cunts fucked on whatever to have morals. once the 'holiday' is over, generally become a judge, arms dealer or general cunt.

: yes tarquins become a hunt sabatour.
: really, trustafarian cunt

by gavin April 14, 2006