Gavin's definitions

Alcoholic

person who 'chooses' white cider in the off licence. smells of piss. see jakey

i'm not an alcoholic i enjoy pissing myself and being yellow

by gavin September 27, 2003

up to the lions nose

a accurate or correct judgement of scale. usually height but could be any of the 4 main dimensions

:do you reckon thats a pint?
:that looks up to the lions nose to me

by gavin March 12, 2004

Faceman

One that is as cool as Leisure Suit Larry. Gets all the hot chicks and drives all the nice cars. One that has incredible charisma.

James Bond

by Gavin December 18, 2003

ha got eem

What someone says after they say "DEEZ NUTZ"

Tom- Hey, somethin came in the mail today.
Wife- What?
Tom- DEEZ NUTZ!! HA GOT EEM

by GaViN May 14, 2015

elastic band conversation

banal discourse that makes you want to throw up

they're like elastic bands but smaller and some have different colours

by gavin October 4, 2003

brew crew

pikey with 20 odd pence more than white cider pikey

-'mothers joined the brew crew'
-'snobby cunt'

by gavin September 14, 2003

tod

anyone who is immature/annoying and 13 years old or younder

those damn tods keep playing coke music.

get those tods out of here man theyre making too much noise.

you fuckin tod get out of my face.

by gavin October 19, 2003