Gavin's definitions

yoghurt weaver

someone who makes yoghurt and weaves baskets.
also pacifistic pikey
tends to dwell in Totnes

typical statement: do you want to see my bag of information?

by gavin September 14, 2003

turd from atlantis

to have a full complete sensation of shitting only to reveal you haven't

did you go for a crap?
yes but it was a turd from atlantis

by gavin March 17, 2004

donkey

ketamine

oi pikey fucker got any donkey

by gavin September 17, 2003

nya

Shows annoyance, or disagreement.

-gets shot in the head in Counter-Strike-

l33tPl4y3r says: Nya

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Girl: Are you going to school tomorrow?
Boy: Nya.

by Gavin December 11, 2003

pie eater

A polite term for a fat person

That I.T Manager just sits and eats pies all day. What a fat tnuc

by Gavin September 12, 2003

gutter slut

dirty manky whore with juicy big flaps hanging down to her knees with puss on them

look at that fly blown manky white trash whore bag GUTTER SLUT

by Gavin August 7, 2004

blarg

While it is almost impossible to decipher one true and absolute meaning for Blarg, there is a basic understanding of it's fundamental implementations:

1) An utterance of complete bafflement (as noted many times the author of such bafflement may remain speechless with only the word "blarg" comprehensive for some amount of time)

see also: confuzlement

2) A vocalization of complete disgust. A short pantomime of a vomiting sound. In this case you might want to draw the "blarg" out more to sound like a more authentic vomiting sound.

3) A short sigh expressing sadness and frustration in the same instant.

A What's that you say? Kathy Bates fully nude, awesome!
B blarg!

by Gavin November 30, 2003