Gavin's definitions

window licker

person with a learning disability and special needs who gets paraded around town in a big blue bus, funded by social services.

:are there any triggers for your epilepsy?
:when i'm licking windows.

by gavin September 27, 2003

gurning

to complain in a whiney manner

ok aaron stop your gurning

by Gavin November 18, 2003

Haxor

The bastardization of the word Hacker.

Someone who has does not understand the inner workings of a computer but knows how to download software that is used to attack and destroy or be used in a malicous nature. Most real hackers have gone through this phase, thinking they are "all powerful" because they can download someone else's tools to cause damage. When in reality the true art of a Hacker is to create said tools in attempt to find flaws and fix them in software and hardware.

See script kiddy

Hacker: wow, look at this newb.
H4x0r: ph33r my 1337n355!

H4x0r has been killed by Hacker (Teardrop doesn't work on me: Come back when you've learned something.)

by Gavin December 14, 2003

Gary Glitter

kiddie fidler who doesn't own a violin and isn't a child

that was nice of gary to babysit at such short notice

by gavin September 27, 2003

buttmunch

someone who u generalli dont like and describe them as a 'buttmuncher'

i dont like you. your a buttmunch

by gavin May 13, 2005

up to the lions nose

a accurate or correct judgement of scale. usually height but could be any of the 4 main dimensions

:do you reckon thats a pint?
:that looks up to the lions nose to me

by gavin March 12, 2004

turd from atlantis

to have a full complete sensation of shitting only to reveal you haven't

did you go for a crap?
yes but it was a turd from atlantis

by gavin March 17, 2004