Mamoulamont

So me and al and frank and dan are in the car on the way to poker the other night and al is telling a story and he somehow messes up wicked bad but still says a clear smotth thing that sounds like a word... he says something along the lines of... yeah so my moms boss is mamoulamont.... pronounced

ma mow la mont

he continues with the story and this critical speaking error has gone untouched so a few words later i say . "wait wait wait baacckk up.. did you just say ..... mamoulamont?. too make a long story short we saud the word about 9000 times almost to the point of killing it and the word has been in my head ever since.

This word has now brought on a life of its own as many people are starting to use it.
Can be used as a substitute for an expression like Bullshit.

"Thats straight up Mamoulamont!"

but usually used as a single word as an expression while pondering something but can not come up with an answer or the right words to use. like.. "::sigh::.... Mamoulamont"
by gary November 08, 2004
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822

"So, I was at the mall and this guy got sick at the food court and he threw up over this little old lady with a walker, then this kid saw the puke and he threw up all over his baby brother and..."
"Whoah man, like 822."
by Gary August 02, 2004
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procrasterbate

Putting off homework or other important activities in order to masturbate.
I failed my physics test because I stayed up looking at sheep porn instead of studying. I'm such a procrasterbator!
by Gary March 19, 2005
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inverted penis

When some bitch is all nasty like a hoe ass hoe bitch and you start to get a boner at first cuz she looks got then shes a stanky bitch and ur shit goes inverted and basically turns into a vagina.
Ah, that bitch was nasty, i got an inverted penis now, fuck fuckity fuck fuck, damn bitch.

or

Gary: Hey t-bag tom? is that bitch makin ur penis inverted?
Tom: Ha, yup!
by Gary January 26, 2005
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Ingle

A selfish, inconsiderate, spoilt bastard. Someone who never considers anyone else except themselves.
Someone who would stitch you up at the slightest chance to get a lay.
Someone who would happily ruin your chances with pulling someone, cos he would be convinced they find him attractive and enjoy his oafish behaviour.
"What, he never paid you back? What an ingle"
by Gary March 06, 2004
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joo and joor mama

1. A way to direct an insult towards someone with such intensity that it conserns not only the one being insulted, but also carrys overs to that person mother.
2. When something is directed towared you and your mother, when your mother probobly has no idea what is going on.
Dood joo and joor mama are fucking ass goblins.
by gary January 26, 2005
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tmmlmb

Created by the legendary Funky_Del as a more fitting replacement for lol; means "That made me lick my balls!". To be more precise, lol in messaging services nowadays is more of a general part of a sentence, like a full stop or comma, than to mean you actually "laughed out loud", and in contrast "lmao" seems too much to use for things that are only vaguely funny. Therefore, tmmlmb was created.
"... anyway, I was thinking..."
"LMMLMB!"
by Gary April 30, 2005
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