Gary's definitions

Hand job

To do a job by hand, as opposed to machinery.

"You can use this control panel to fix the sauna if you like."
"Nah, this hot, wet, baby can only be fixed with a handjob!

by Gary April 24, 2005

oj simpson

Someone who used to play football and is now a free man even though he killed two people. He's also known as a liar.

someone who kills people

by Gary May 13, 2005

yoyak

another name for some clown who decides to do something very stupid or ignorant, and there are witnesses to his/her stupidity

Look at that yoyak, he just tryed to drive his 4by4 through a snow bank and hit a car.

by Gary January 14, 2005

Down Fighting

The act of buying, selling and trading people who have Down syndrome in the art of making them fight one another.

Once you acquire some Down people, dress them in medieval armor and give them weapons and make them fight one another!

"Did you go to that Down fight last night? Ricky sure is a downtard but he can swing a mace like a mother!"

by Gary October 6, 2004

weisen

when someone plays field hockey and snorts a lot when they laugh. and lives in the woods

damn i smell a weisen

by gary March 1, 2005

rimmed

Licked someone's ... erm ... "out hole" Kinda the opposite of french kissing ^^

I rimmed Britney Spears... I feel so dirty.

by Gary November 29, 2003

ace

a term for a small ammount of a ciggarette, usually no more then a few/couple of lines before the letters. sometimes can be skimpy and named "jailhouse ace".

person one: hey, can I get a bit of your ciggarette?
person two: how about a ace?
person one: sure, thanks.

by gary March 12, 2005