Gary's definitions

taub

dumb ass who fucks shit up

you fixed that like a taub

by gary October 29, 2003

joo and joor madre

This is a variation of joo and joor mama. This variation should only be used if:
A. You are insulting one who is Spanish and you wish the insult to carry over to his mother or "Madre"
B. If the one you are insulting is bilingual (Spanish and English) and you wish to impress him/her by insulting him/her in their native tongue.
C. If the one you are insulting knows no Spanish and you wish only to not only insult him/her and their mother but also to show off your uber Spanish skillz.

Please use this only in these circumstances.

Dood your a queerbag...joo and joor madre are!
Joo and joor madre can burn in Hell

by gary January 25, 2005

bumble

A description of a girl who is a bit tubby but is cute and is probably nice to cuddle. Posessing a relitivy large, but perfectly formed "bummable" backside.

That girl Charlotte, she's so bumble.

by Gary July 27, 2004

Don Zimmer

Portly fat bastard, and former assistant coach of the world's most hated team. Used as a bowling ball by the great Pedro. Looks like Jabba the Hut.

I hope I never end up looking like Don Zimmer.

by Gary April 23, 2004

blarg

The single greatest word in the history of the universe. Incredibly versatile, can be used in nearly any situation. Also, the exact opposite of hingo.

"Blarg! That was awesome!"
"Awww, blarg, that was terrible."
"Blarg is good."

by Gary August 28, 2004

Punk rock skater

Someone who listens to bands like blink182 and greenday. wears baggy jeans and baggy tops, usualy a huddy with the name of one of the above bands on. skateboards.

cant think of one so meh!

by Gary September 28, 2004

rimmed

Licked someone's ... erm ... "out hole" Kinda the opposite of french kissing ^^

I rimmed Britney Spears... I feel so dirty.

by Gary November 29, 2003