Gary's definitions

arse-bandit

A gentleman who rides on the Marmite motorway. A pillow biter. Either a Quarter Back or a Wide Reciever. A botter.

Look at that gentleman he seems to be commiting an act of gross indecency on that other young chap. Yes, he is an arse bandit.

by Gary December 26, 2003

ace

a term for a small ammount of a ciggarette, usually no more then a few/couple of lines before the letters. sometimes can be skimpy and named "jailhouse ace".

person one: hey, can I get a bit of your ciggarette?
person two: how about a ace?
person one: sure, thanks.

by gary March 12, 2005

Gaz

Gaz sucks cock

luke

by Gary June 18, 2003

jonslilbro

dumb chicken_without_head


A person who knows nothing, but thinks everything. Life ends when he dies.

What the fcuk?! if the apocolypse... no its the Jonslilbro!

by Gary December 28, 2004

Ber

The term used for beer when completely intoxicated

"BER ME!!!!" or "Nice BER-AMID"

by Gary July 9, 2003

growing a tail

To be touching cloth, to have one ready in the bomb bay.

Gawd, i must have a shit, i'm beginning to grow a tail

by Gary December 26, 2003

Poojab

The act of inserting a penis in a vagina

I am going to poojab some flipper tonight. I want to poojab some pussy.

by gary December 28, 2003