Gary's definitions

Ber

The term used for beer when completely intoxicated

"BER ME!!!!" or "Nice BER-AMID"

by Gary July 9, 2003

jonslilbro

dumb chicken_without_head


A person who knows nothing, but thinks everything. Life ends when he dies.

What the fcuk?! if the apocolypse... no its the Jonslilbro!

by Gary December 28, 2004

growing a tail

To be touching cloth, to have one ready in the bomb bay.

Gawd, i must have a shit, i'm beginning to grow a tail

by Gary December 26, 2003

Skexy

Used to describe someone that is oddly hot. Someone not classically good looking, or someone that looks dangerous. A blend of the words sexy and sketchy.

"Look at that punk rocker over there, he's kinda skexy"

"Call me crazy but I think that homeless person over there is kinda skexy"

by Gary June 17, 2006

Poojab

The act of inserting a penis in a vagina

I am going to poojab some flipper tonight. I want to poojab some pussy.

by gary December 28, 2003

pharlei

pharlei pron. far~lay
1. Combination of a chick who is both fat and ugly, hence the sound of fat and ugly in one word nearly sounds like pharlei.

2. A chick who was a fat lay.

I had a pharlei last night, it's name was Nicky.

My mates told me to take the hit and jump on the grenade, but instead I ended up with a pharlei and wish I hadn't, cept if my name was Gary it would be like christmas.

I always go for the phalei's cos then i'm guaranteed action.

I was so stoked that I hooked up with a pharlei, it must be my lucky night.

by Gary April 23, 2005

Gayblade

A homosexual male.

That gayblade over there thinks you're cute.

by gary December 28, 2003