Gary's definitions

rimmed

Licked someone's ... erm ... "out hole" Kinda the opposite of french kissing ^^

I rimmed Britney Spears... I feel so dirty.

by Gary November 29, 2003

ace

a term for a small ammount of a ciggarette, usually no more then a few/couple of lines before the letters. sometimes can be skimpy and named "jailhouse ace".

person one: hey, can I get a bit of your ciggarette?
person two: how about a ace?
person one: sure, thanks.

by gary March 12, 2005

Top shelf

High quality alcohol. The most expensive of it's type.

Get me a Grey Goose and cranberry. I only drink top shelf Vodka.


person 1: I got wasted off of cheap Tequila last weekend. I had a nasty hangover!

person 2: Well, that's what you get for not drinking top shelf.

by Gary October 21, 2004

Gaz

Gaz sucks cock

luke

by Gary June 18, 2003

822

If 411 is information, then too much information is 822.

"So, I was at the mall and this guy got sick at the food court and he threw up over this little old lady with a walker, then this kid saw the puke and he threw up all over his baby brother and..."
"Whoah man, like 822."

by Gary August 1, 2004

squwortoint

the moment that a saw grips the object you are trying (so hard) to cut. Generally used by people who suck at DIY (i.e. Me).

I keep trying to cut this fucking log, but the saw keeps giving me squwortoints.

by gary May 13, 2005

nubeerection

The errection aquired from awaking and needing a piss. (other names include morning willy, morning wood and jiffyrection)

I woke up this morning with serious nubeerection

by gary May 13, 2005