Gadget King's definitions

gadgefobia

The fear of buying a new gadget, not knowing how it works.

The old lady rather settled for a manual can opener, as she had an attack of gadgefobia when the sales person insisted on giving her a demonstration

by Gadget King January 17, 2011

bogserve

Delicately twirled faeces, especially with a slightly loose stool, like a soft serve ice cream.

After I had a crap, it looked like a chocolate bogserve.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

sCRAPnel

The pieces of crap clinging to the side of the toilet bowl during heavy bowel movements.

After a fit of diarrhea, the side of the toilet was plastered with sCRAPnel

by Gadget King November 17, 2011

Gadgetator

A person that buys ANY kind of gadget, even if it is not used at all, only for the sake of having it, because someone else has something similar. He then boasts extensively about it.

He is a gadgetator, because he bought a carving knife set, and he is a vegetarian.

Made from the words GADGET and AGITATOR.

by Gadget King January 15, 2011

coffake

When you dip your cake in your coffee, some pieces float to the bottom and when swallowing, you get a mouthful of a mixture of coffee and cake.

Wow! That was a nice bit of coffake I had!

by gadget king March 5, 2011

trubblegum

A piece of bubblegum stuck under your shoe and comes adrift when you walk on an expensive Flokati.
A piece of bubblegum stuck to the seat of your pants, having sat down on it while sitting down in a coach or movie theater

Jeez! This damn piece of trubblegum stuffed up my new trousers!

by gadget king February 26, 2011

Gadgetating

The process of walking around in malls, looking for gadgets to buy.

It is easy to see when a person is GADGETATING, because he picks up everything and studies it.

by Gadget King January 15, 2011