Gadget King's definitions

Bogroller

Any domesticated animal, when taken for a stroll, would flop down om a mound of turd - bogserve - or otherwise, and roll gleefully in it.

It is not easy to take Skippy for a walk, he is such a bogroller.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

quitloser

A person that gives up on everything, even before trying or attempting to try.

Oh, I KNOW I cannot do this...it is too difficult. I am a quitloser

by Gadget King January 15, 2011

bogserve

Delicately twirled faeces, especially with a slightly loose stool, like a soft serve ice cream.

After I had a crap, it looked like a chocolate bogserve.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

sCRAPnel

The pieces of crap clinging to the side of the toilet bowl during heavy bowel movements.

After a fit of diarrhea, the side of the toilet was plastered with sCRAPnel

by Gadget King November 17, 2011

conclusionist

A person that always jumps to conclusions, no matter what is meant or said.

Julie is such a conclusionist, when I told her I would like to look at cars, she jumped to the conclusion that I want to buy another car.

by Gadget King September 25, 2011

Gadgetator

A person that buys ANY kind of gadget, even if it is not used at all, only for the sake of having it, because someone else has something similar. He then boasts extensively about it.

He is a gadgetator, because he bought a carving knife set, and he is a vegetarian.

Made from the words GADGET and AGITATOR.

by Gadget King January 15, 2011

Gadgetating

The process of walking around in malls, looking for gadgets to buy.

It is easy to see when a person is GADGETATING, because he picks up everything and studies it.

by Gadget King January 15, 2011