Gadget King's definitions

lavitate

The act of not exactly sitting, but not exactly standing over a LONGDROP, but more a case of just bending the knees with your bum a few inches above the seat when wanting to defecate

The longdrop was somewhat very dirty, so I had to lavitate while trying to have a crap.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

tongue tanner

Descriptive of a person, normally a female, who cannot stop talking. She normally takes over a conversation and acts like she is an expert on the subject.
The tongue sometimes appears to be suntanned.

Jenny is such a nice person otherwise, pity she is a tongue tanner.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

shitfit (n)

The act of uncontrollable bowel movement due to the ingestion of anything that promotes diarrhea.

I had a major shitfit (n)

after drinking polluted water.

by Gadget King November 17, 2011

sucking valve

a male sex organ, used for urination and pleasurable indulgencies

after severe fondling, my sucking valve was cocked for action and my girlfriend utilised my sucking valve to its full potential

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

nose nectar

the snot that sticks to your upper lip when coughing or sneezing while your mouth was full of any sweet liquid

I had a good dose of nose nectar while choking on my milkshake

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

trubblegum

A piece of bubblegum stuck under your shoe and comes adrift when you walk on an expensive Flokati.
A piece of bubblegum stuck to the seat of your pants, having sat down on it while sitting down in a coach or movie theater

Jeez! This damn piece of trubblegum stuffed up my new trousers!

by gadget king February 26, 2011

conclusionist

A person that always jumps to conclusions, no matter what is meant or said.

Julie is such a conclusionist, when I told her I would like to look at cars, she jumped to the conclusion that I want to buy another car.

by Gadget King September 25, 2011