Gadget King's definitions

bogstopper

When constipated, there is an initial piece of turd that blocks the rest from coming out. Once out, it is easier to defecate.

Once the bogstopper was out, crapping was fun again.

by gadget king February 26, 2011

nose nosh

The mucus some people are fond of digging out and promptly eating it, hot from the nose.

I watched the idle taxi driver enjoying a meal of nose nosh while he was waiting for a call.

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

coughfee

When you drink coffee, you are sometimes overcome by a fit of coughing. In order not to choke, you spray the coffee from your mouth. The liqiud coming from your mouth, is known as COUGHFEE.

Jimmy choked while drinking coffee and sprayed everyone with COUGHFEE.

by Gadget King November 11, 2011

culpritating

The act of doing wrong.

Johnny was caught culpritating. (doing wrong)

by Gadget King September 22, 2011

kiss my nuts

A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".

A friend of mine asked me if he could borrow my car. Since I had no mind of doing so, I answered:

kiss my nuts, my friend!

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

lavitate

The act of not exactly sitting, but not exactly standing over a LONGDROP, but more a case of just bending the knees with your bum a few inches above the seat when wanting to defecate

The longdrop was somewhat very dirty, so I had to lavitate while trying to have a crap.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

tongue tanner

Descriptive of a person, normally a female, who cannot stop talking. She normally takes over a conversation and acts like she is an expert on the subject.
The tongue sometimes appears to be suntanned.

Jenny is such a nice person otherwise, pity she is a tongue tanner.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011