Gadget King's definitions

tongue tanner

Descriptive of a person, normally a female, who cannot stop talking. She normally takes over a conversation and acts like she is an expert on the subject.
The tongue sometimes appears to be suntanned.

Jenny is such a nice person otherwise, pity she is a tongue tanner.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

sCRAPnel

The pieces of crap clinging to the side of the toilet bowl during heavy bowel movements.

After a fit of diarrhea, the side of the toilet was plastered with sCRAPnel

by Gadget King November 17, 2011

bogserve

Delicately twirled faeces, especially with a slightly loose stool, like a soft serve ice cream.

After I had a crap, it looked like a chocolate bogserve.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

nosebrowning

The act of trying to make peace with somebody you did an injustice to

It took some serious nosebrowning to convince my girlfriend that she is still the only one in my life after she had found a pair of panties in my car.

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

Gironkey

A tall person ( giraffe) who is as stupid as a donkey ( stupid )

Oh, jeez! Joby is such a gironkey...he is so tall and stupid, yet he could not even replace the light bulb in his room.

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

gadgefobia

The fear of buying a new gadget, not knowing how it works.

The old lady rather settled for a manual can opener, as she had an attack of gadgefobia when the sales person insisted on giving her a demonstration

by Gadget King January 17, 2011

nose nosh

The mucus some people are fond of digging out and promptly eating it, hot from the nose.

I watched the idle taxi driver enjoying a meal of nose nosh while he was waiting for a call.

by Gadget King January 19, 2011