Gabe's definitions

soccer moms

female mothers, sometimes single, that haul their little tykes around to soccer practice or games; vehicles they drive range from big ass gas hogging SUV's to mini vans with a soccer sticker placed near the back window; usually upper middle class cake eating assholes

The soccer mom gave me the "evil eye" after I clearly stated loudly, soccer should have stayed in Europe.

by gabe July 6, 2003

jack-off

To masturbate until the point of ejaculation is reached.

Oh, oh, ho, oh my god, wait.. wait a..., oh OH SHAZAAAM!

by gabe April 21, 2005

jankified

Something that becomes janky

That skateboard got jankified in about a week

by Gabe November 10, 2003

Chambakoo

Chambakoo is a spanish derogatory phrase for an ass licker. Someone who would toss the salad.

Tom became a chambakoo after that night in jail when he tossed Gomez's salad.

by Gabe August 3, 2004

Yoon-tard

to be more or as retarded as Jung-Yoon.

you're so yoon-tarded

by Gabe November 2, 2003

MTV

A channel with a lot of music- and teen-oriented shows.

MTV is a TV channel

by Gabe July 12, 2003

burely

slang mostly used by beaners to tell people when they have just arrived

hey puto when u get here? shit man i just burely got here.

by Gabe May 13, 2005