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52 definitions by gabe

 
1.
female mothers, sometimes single, that haul their little tykes around to soccer practice or games; vehicles they drive range from big ass gas hogging SUV's to mini vans with a soccer sticker placed near the back window; usually upper middle class cake eating assholes
The soccer mom gave me the "evil eye" after I clearly stated loudly, soccer should have stayed in Europe.
by gabe July 06, 2003
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2.
To masturbate until the point of ejaculation is reached.
Oh, oh, ho, oh my god, wait.. wait a..., oh OH SHAZAAAM!
by gabe April 21, 2005
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3.
A pretty decent band
Deicide's pretty fucking good.
by Gabe July 14, 2003
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4.
This is the greatest bane of all time. They make me feel great inside, you don't even need drugs.
Jefferson Airplane is the kick ass.
by Gabe March 17, 2005
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5.
1. A mini-van; usually as a means of conveyance for middle- or high-school aged blonde females to and from soccer practice, junior proms, etc. Origin: Neal Stephenson's novel Snowcrash- perhaps a pun on bento-box (a Japanese lunch box pre-packed with nutritious goodies).
2. Any vehicle driven by a soccermom.
"This huge bimbo-box cut in front of my ride and I couldn't see anything."
"Look out! Sally's drivin' her mom's bimbo-box."
"The enviornment can't afford any more freakin' bimbo-boxes."
by gabe February 09, 2005
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6.
a shooting term used when on a (gun) line or firing range; a round that does not extract all the way out of a "semi-automatic pistol or rifle" after fired; the round will be pointing toward the sky thus with a tad of smoke coming out; to look like a stove pipe;malfunction with a pistol or magazine
"Shit, my Beretta stove piped again."
by Gabe July 05, 2003
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7.
The process of slamming one's pillar of justice so forcefully into the vaginal canal that the girl has no recourse but to bite into your neck like the dirty, dirty princess she is and leave you with an unsightly purple wound while exclaiming that she really, truly is recieving THAT GOOD DICK.
I gave your mom that good dick, Carter Scott.
by Gabe December 04, 2004
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