Being in the process of having an erect penis.
She grabbed his crotch and realized she made him pointy.
What you get when you have killed enough brain cells to not be able to say "brain damage" properly. Courtesy of The Simpsons.
I drank a bottle of bleach last night, so it's a wonder how I didn't get dain bramage
Just like "for crying out loud", an exclamation of annoyance, usually as someone else being a complete moron.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally wrecked your car.
Guy 2: Oh for fucking out loud!
A fat fucker.
An annoying asshole who always seems to be the places where you need him least.
What the hell is this porkfuck doing here?
Underwear, as they are used to store a man's banana.
Dude, your dick just popped out of your banana basket.
A great word for Trekkies or others who will live in their mother's basement until retirement.
Can you believe that trilobite from the chess club asked me out?
A term of endearment for gay people. When you want to call them homosexual but feel a little fruity saying it yourself so you make it sound 'street'.
A man walks into a gay bar: "My oh my, isn't this a royally fagasexual establishment"