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Assmitten
A
derivative
of
Asshat
. Where one has both
hands up
their ass instead of their head.
John: Why did you
drop the hammer
on my foot, you Assmitten.
Barry:
I don't have hands
up my ass
!
by
Shambler
August 26, 2004
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assmittens
Somebody who is
pathetic
and yet arrogantly exerts all
the limited
power
he has.
The assmittens at
the liquor
store
refused
my
ID
again.
by
Forseti
April 10, 2006
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