Floydtibbs's definitions

Beater bar

A bar that mostly old people like to go to. The drinks are usually cheap and very stiff and the establishment itself is kind of dirty inside.

The Circus Room is a beater bar because a lot of old ex-tweekers like to there for the cheap drinks and to find young dick.

by Floydtibbs February 8, 2010

Scummy

A cigarette

1. Let me borrow your lighter, I'm going outside to smoke a scummy.
2. I'll give you five packs of scummies for your Charizard card.

by Floydtibbs July 26, 2009

Kiloman

A prime supplier of hard drugs (coke, crack, meth, whatever) who deals in large amounts.

Tim Allen was a kiloman in Michigan before getting famous on Home Improvement

by Floydtibbs August 14, 2009

Rough rider

The act of taking a shit facing the opposite way on the toilet with your arms resting on the tank, simulating riding a bucking bronco.

Larry: Last night I was able to do my homework while taking a shit.
Chuck: Really? Did you have to use a clipboard or something?
Larry: Nah man, I pulled a rough rider, that's how I take all my shits.

by Floydtibbs July 6, 2009

Heel

No one in the West Coast knows that the word "heel" means bad guy.

California Guy 1: Hey Tony, you know I think after we left that crack house we've been followed by a heel.
California Guy 2: Jay, I don't even know what the fuck you just said!

by Floydtibbs April 19, 2009

Kenny Powers

The name of the main character on the HBO comedy series "Eastbound and Down", played by Danny McBride. Kenny Powers is an ex-baseball star that is trying to get back into the Majors while living with his brother and working as a physical education teacher.

Kenny Powers' autobiography "You're Fuckin Out, I'm Fuckin' In" goes on sale this March.

by Floydtibbs April 27, 2009

Eastbound And Down

A very funny TV series on HBO. The show is about an ex-major league baseball player who is forced to leave baseball and move back to his hometown. He gets a job as a middle school P.E. teacher and the story revolves around him trying to get back in the majors. Danny Mc Bride plays the show's main character Kenny Powers. Will Ferrell plays an eccentric car salesman. The show hasn't quite gotten the recognition it deserves yet but the show has been on for a season of six episodes and is one of the funniest television shows in recent history.

Eastbound and Down is a hilarious and original Tv show that everyone must see

by Floydtibbs April 27, 2009