FederalQ2b's definitions

oprah winfrey

The most Amazing African-American woman who ever lived. Not only is she a billionare, she single-handedly turned millions of white soccer moms into her personal slaves. White women follow her like sheep

Oprah Winfrey : "Lissen white people. Buy this book. Ah sez its the best even though the author lies like a rug."
White soccer moms: "Yessum Miz Oprah! We do annyting you say Miz Oprah!"
Oprah: Now pay to attention to mah freend Doctor Phil. He know how to make yew wenches satisfy yo' bucks".
White soccer moms: "Lawdy!, We be hanging on all his words Miz Oprah."

by FederalQ2b February 15, 2006

Clown Car

A Lincoln Town Car. Often called a {jew canoe}

Jesus! Don't they come with dimmer switches for the headlights. And can't they go over 40 mPH?

by Federalq2b June 2, 2005

momeback

A sanitation worker (nice name for a garbagema)

He rides the tailboard of a garbage truck and shouts "Momeback!"

by federalq2b January 19, 2005

shit doesn't stink

Describes people or places who are really stuck up or sediddy. It's somebody wh think's they're better than you are because of thier job, income education, or their parents.

1) No wonder you broke up with that bitch. I told you a hundred times she thinks her shit doesn't stink.

2) Welome to Lake Mohawk. Our shit doesn't stink

by FederalQ2B July 31, 2006

Buckwheat

1) African-American charicter in the "Our Gang/Little Rascals" shorts played by Willie Mae Taylor.

2) Zydeco singer-Accordianist Stanley Dural Jr. who fronts the band Buckwheat Zydeco

And you know the battle cry
"OH-TAY"

by Federalq2b June 10, 2005

pole monkey

A lineman for an electric utility or telephone company

They're either in CWA or IBEW

by federalq2b September 27, 2004

Brownie

A political appointee with no apparent qualification for his job except that he's a friend of a powerful politicain.

Former FEMA director Michael Brown. Nicked "Brownie" by George W. Bush.
Term was was coined by New York Times columnist Paul Krugman on Sep. 26, 2005

by FederalQ2b October 9, 2005