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A Federal Q2 siren, the last mechanical siren made for a moving vehicle. It's almost always used on fire apparatus.
It's loud as hell. R=The next best thing to playing an MP3 of "Move bitch! Get out the way!' on a badass PA system.

"It ain't a fire truck without a siren." Federal Signal slogan

by Federalq2b January 6, 2007

South Hudson Institute of Tehnology

The US Military Academy at West Point, NY. This term is often used either by residents ot the lower Hudson Valley or by officers of the Army who went through ROTC or OCS.

Actually, it's the first engineering college founded in the USA

by Federalq2b June 5, 2005

blue canary

Firefighter slang for a police officer at a fire or accident involving hazardous materials. Usualy it's because cops will approach the scene without any breathing apparatus or protective gear. When you see the cop keel over, call the mop and glow squad and get the hell out!

Oh shit! We got an officer down by the overturned truck carrying Benzene. Call Chemtrec!

by FederalQ2B June 27, 2005

Home Ghetto

The Home Depot. Also called the "Home Cheapo".

Hey! I'll get a big box of flourescent light bulbs at the Home Ghetto! The state's subsidizing the purchace and it's $1.50 for a bulb

by FederalQ2B November 15, 2005

Brownie

A political appointee with no apparent qualification for his job except that he's a friend of a powerful politicain.

Former FEMA director Michael Brown. Nicked "Brownie" by George W. Bush.
Term was was coined by New York Times columnist Paul Krugman on Sep. 26, 2005

by FederalQ2b October 9, 2005

nigger heaven

The upper deck at a stadium, arena or theater.
It comes from the Jim Crow era when black people were forced to sit in the balcony of a movie house

The blue seats in Madison Square Garden

by federalq2b September 21, 2004

mommy jam

Traffic jam around a school caused by a plethora of mothers dropping off or picking up their children.

Damn! We have a mommy jam down the whole block. Jesus! We walked to school in our day, not like the pussies we got now.

by FederalQ2B September 7, 2007