FederalQ2b's definitions

Grand Ma

A Mercury Grand Marquis. It's what Ford calls it, which is appropriate because most of the people who buy them are old geezers suffering from Alzheimer's disease, and can't drive to save their lives.

Grand Ma.
Forida plates.
Handicaped tag hanging from a mirror.
If it drove any slower, it would be going backwards

by Federalq2b June 24, 2005

Home Ghetto

The Home Depot. Also called the "Home Cheapo".

Hey! I'll get a big box of flourescent light bulbs at the Home Ghetto! The state's subsidizing the purchace and it's $1.50 for a bulb

by FederalQ2B November 15, 2005

Brownie

A political appointee with no apparent qualification for his job except that he's a friend of a powerful politicain.

Former FEMA director Michael Brown. Nicked "Brownie" by George W. Bush.
Term was was coined by New York Times columnist Paul Krugman on Sep. 26, 2005

by FederalQ2b October 9, 2005

pole monkey

A lineman for an electric utility or telephone company

They're either in CWA or IBEW

by federalq2b September 27, 2004

blue canary

Firefighter slang for a police officer at a fire or accident involving hazardous materials. Usualy it's because cops will approach the scene without any breathing apparatus or protective gear. When you see the cop keel over, call the mop and glow squad and get the hell out!

Oh shit! We got an officer down by the overturned truck carrying Benzene. Call Chemtrec!

by FederalQ2B June 27, 2005

mommy jam

Traffic jam around a school caused by a plethora of mothers dropping off or picking up their children.

Damn! We have a mommy jam down the whole block. Jesus! We walked to school in our day, not like the pussies we got now.

by FederalQ2B September 7, 2007

nigger heaven

The upper deck at a stadium, arena or theater.
It comes from the Jim Crow era when black people were forced to sit in the balcony of a movie house

The blue seats in Madison Square Garden

by federalq2b September 21, 2004