FederalQ2b's definitions

Clifton, NJ

City in Passaic County, NJ south of Paterson. Mostly blue-collar whites but being infested with towelheads spilling over from South Paterson. Good place to send the FBI, or beter yet, the Mossad.

Beware of driving there. If you hit a car, it may explode. The women wear loose clothing to hide the explosives

by Federalq2b April 9, 2005

Clown Car

A Lincoln Town Car. Often called a {jew canoe}

Jesus! Don't they come with dimmer switches for the headlights. And can't they go over 40 mPH?

by Federalq2b June 2, 2005

oprah winfrey

The most Amazing African-American woman who ever lived. Not only is she a billionare, she single-handedly turned millions of white soccer moms into her personal slaves. White women follow her like sheep

Oprah Winfrey : "Lissen white people. Buy this book. Ah sez its the best even though the author lies like a rug."
White soccer moms: "Yessum Miz Oprah! We do annyting you say Miz Oprah!"
Oprah: Now pay to attention to mah freend Doctor Phil. He know how to make yew wenches satisfy yo' bucks".
White soccer moms: "Lawdy!, We be hanging on all his words Miz Oprah."

by FederalQ2b February 15, 2006

circular firing squad

People involved in an idea or policy that is obviously self-defeating to everyone else but them. Used to described some group that is so clueless that one could show them a diesel engine and ask them to find the spark plugs.

The entire Bush administration and all others who decided to invade Iraq.

by federalq2b October 3, 2004

Texas Weiner

A hot dog boiled in oil and served with onions and chili sauce. This is Paterson, NJ's contribution to American cuisine. People outside New Jersey will call this a "Coney Island" or 'chili dog", but they can't raise a candle to the Paterson Texas Weiner.

And yes, that's how we spell it! And if you want to start a big debate in Passaic County, NJ, just tell them that the Hot Grill in Clifton bakes better Texas Weiners than Libby's Lunch in Paterson or Pappy's Diner in Totowa. And you can say that everybody beats the Falls View.

by Federalq2b April 9, 2005

pole monkey

A lineman for an electric utility or telephone company

They're either in CWA or IBEW

by federalq2b September 27, 2004

blue canary

Firefighter slang for a police officer at a fire or accident involving hazardous materials. Usualy it's because cops will approach the scene without any breathing apparatus or protective gear. When you see the cop keel over, call the mop and glow squad and get the hell out!

Oh shit! We got an officer down by the overturned truck carrying Benzene. Call Chemtrec!

by FederalQ2B June 27, 2005