4 definitions by FTP Master
Latchin' the Lizard is a popular hobby for many men. Also referred to as jacking off, or spanking the dolphin, this past time is one of the best ways to conclude a great day.
Clyde's day was going pretty well.....but after he started latchin' the lizard, that already-good day got even better.
by FTP Master April 9, 2017
One of America's greatest past times. Slang for oral sex, i.e. when a male or female or whatever kisses a lady's coochie, typically in a disorganized manner.
How was your date with Desiree last night?
It was good. We went out, grabbed dinner, and she let me stay the night for being such a gentlemen.
So you put the smoochie on that coochie?
I put the smooch on that cooch!
(To smooch the cooch is to go down on a girl in a sloppy manner, holding nothing back, especially not your tongue)
It was good. We went out, grabbed dinner, and she let me stay the night for being such a gentlemen.
So you put the smoochie on that coochie?
I put the smooch on that cooch!
(To smooch the cooch is to go down on a girl in a sloppy manner, holding nothing back, especially not your tongue)
by FTP Master June 17, 2018
FTP stands for "Finesse That Poon". This phrase means to work your game at a party, club, etc. in order to make the bed squeak with a girl, typically who is the owner of a magnificent ass.
by FTP Master April 9, 2017
A female companion who accompanies you during holiday events, family gatherings, etc. so nobody asks why your ugly ass is still single
Wayne and Aiden pulled dimes on the daily; but when the holidays came around they always copped a holiday gf to cover up their player lifestyle
by FTP Master November 28, 2018