smooch the cooch

One of America's greatest past times. Slang for oral sex, i.e. when a male or female or whatever kisses a lady's coochie, typically in a disorganized manner.

How was your date with Desiree last night?
It was good. We went out, grabbed dinner, and she let me stay the night for being such a gentlemen.
So you put the smoochie on that coochie?
I put the smooch on that cooch!

(To smooch the cooch is to go down on a girl in a sloppy manner, holding nothing back, especially not your tongue)

by FTP Master June 17, 2018

smooch my cooch

(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck off. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.

1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.

by KTD 4L July 24, 2006

smooch my cooch

(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.

1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.

by KTD 4L July 23, 2006

smooch my cooch

(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.

1.) Wow, Kait Frankewich said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.

by KTD 4L July 23, 2006

smooch dat cooch

when you smooch someone’s cooch , self explanatory

- omg i’m totally gunna smooch dat cooch tonight with gina!

- wow good for you bro i can’t pull any girls
- maybe that’s cuz ur a guy in a lesbian bar…

by ball.sucker December 8, 2022