32 definitions by Esa4

effort

Something I didn't put in when writing this definition

I didn't put in effort when writing this definition

by Esa4 September 13, 2019

straight pedophile

Usually taken to mean a pedophile who will only fuck children. Must never be used in context of sexual orientation, as being a pedophile has nothing to with being straight or gay!

Word is that Alfred is a straight pedophile! He who won't fuck anything except maybe children.

by Esa4 September 13, 2019

rapist

Someone who doesn't take no for an answer. One can pretend that one didn't hear what the other said, but body language should say how it is.

Nigel: "I ran yesternday into the most stunning woman with amazing breasts. I couldn't believe my fortune! Made love to her immediately after. She made objections, but I didn't let that spoil my incredible night out."
Humphrey: "Oh, great. Another rapist!"

by Esa4 January 28, 2021

deep down

Inside where it really matters

deep down I don't give a shit about anyone except myself

by Esa4 September 13, 2019

world of shit

An unpleasant situation for all parts which no-one can possibly benefit from.

Joker: "Leonard .. . if Hartman comes in here and catches us, we'll both be in a world of shit."
Pyle: "I am .. . in a world . . . of shit!"

by Esa4 September 14, 2019

Rapelay

A videogame developed by the japanese game company Illusion with cute manga girls which may either cause severe addiction or unbounded disgust, depending on what were your expectations. I sometimes enjoy playing it because it offers things I can't do in Captain Toad and things I can't afford to do in real life, so I guess that makes me a horrible person, then?

Rape is a victimless crime! Ever heard of Rapelay? Ha, you should give it a go. (Ed gave it five stars!)

by Esa4 February 2, 2021

boss

An asshole who sticks his nose into your everyday business and can make you do things for him, even though he talks to you like he talks to the shit on his shoe.

--What are you still doing here with that pudding in your hand? I thought I told you to wash that shit off the sink, you twit!

--Okay, boss!

by Esa4 September 13, 2019