13 definitions by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet
The shameful experience of being molested by an "entertainer" who dresses up as an animal character and acts friendly to lull you into a false sense of security.diverting the fact he's a rampant deviant nonce so he can touch you up inappropriately Jimmy Saville style leaving you wishing you were a leper
by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet August 24, 2014
That dreaded precarious situation when, seized with terrible stomach cramps and sweating like a paedo in a sweet ship, the need to let out a relieving fart is overcome by the realisation that you will arse vomit fizzy gravy all over your undies and trousers and be left with arse treacle filled shoes and the shame of smelling like someone in an old persons home
I had parp peril. I needed to guff but knew I would shart. And I was wearing white jeans. The horror
by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 11, 2014
Bernie was talking a right load of cobblespange. Fuck knows what it was about. He needs to stay off the glue
by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 10, 2014
A much needed update on the non offensive cuss word drat. Emphasizing pain, grievance and frustration, without the need to scream blasphemies such as shit, bollox, arsehole, fucking wankbox wanker I want to strangle your fucking budgie and shit through your sunroof you son of a dectepit cunt, or the like.
Aaargh, buzzlefudge my buzzlefudging arm has just been mangled in a tractors bollox. I wish I hadn't been to buzzlefudging private school so I could yell fucking arsehole cunting farmer knob twat etc.....instead.
by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet August 26, 2014
Similar, yet far more elaborate and blessed than the Boston pancake.
Only taking place on the sabbath, requiring totem poles, a menstruating massachessetts milf, 3 tubs of Yorkshire lard and a midget masquerading as a dwarf, the ritual must make all parties involve retch, or at the very least sick to the back teeth.
The pancake must be blended by the confused midget dwarf, liberally applied between the milfs tits and pounded 3 times by the totem pole by a reformed gambling addicted native Indian.
The stench needs to be detected in an area covering 3 Square miles to signify the inportance of Big Chief Chawawas favourite squaw
Only taking place on the sabbath, requiring totem poles, a menstruating massachessetts milf, 3 tubs of Yorkshire lard and a midget masquerading as a dwarf, the ritual must make all parties involve retch, or at the very least sick to the back teeth.
The pancake must be blended by the confused midget dwarf, liberally applied between the milfs tits and pounded 3 times by the totem pole by a reformed gambling addicted native Indian.
The stench needs to be detected in an area covering 3 Square miles to signify the inportance of Big Chief Chawawas favourite squaw
by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 6, 2023
Similar, yet far more elaborate and blessed than the Boston pancake.
Only taking place on the sabbath, requiring totem poles, a menstruating massachessetts milf, 3 tubs of Yorkshire lard and a midget masquerading as a dwarf, the ritual must make all parties involve retch, or at the very least sick yo the back teeth.
The pancake must be blended by the confused midget dwarf, liberally applied between the milfs tits and pounded 3 times by the totem pole by a reformed gambling native Indian.
The stench needs to be detected in an are covering 3 Square miles to signify chief Chawawas favourite squaw
Only taking place on the sabbath, requiring totem poles, a menstruating massachessetts milf, 3 tubs of Yorkshire lard and a midget masquerading as a dwarf, the ritual must make all parties involve retch, or at the very least sick yo the back teeth.
The pancake must be blended by the confused midget dwarf, liberally applied between the milfs tits and pounded 3 times by the totem pole by a reformed gambling native Indian.
The stench needs to be detected in an are covering 3 Square miles to signify chief Chawawas favourite squaw
by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 6, 2023
He was off his fooking wheIlies on ecstacy, pulling a face wheelie like he was trying to chew his forehead with his bottom teeth.
by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 10, 2014