Dylan's definitions

sped call

n. A part groaning, part yelling, part gasping shriekish grunt; etymologically dates back to the middle 1990s in Omaha, NE, with no known meaning; erupted soon thereafter; extremely hard to learn without a natural aptitude, but able to be mastered by anyone with patience and tolerant neighbors. Variations include 'Raptor Man', 'Circle Man', and 'Full-Fledged'.

"Hey dude, make that noise."
"What, the sped call?"
"Yeah, that shit, man, it's hilarious."
"Well, I'll try..."

by Dylan September 14, 2003

Fanny Mankler

A Women who has the ability to pull her vagina flaps down over her ankles

Huge big Flaps that scrape on the ground

by Dylan February 16, 2005

pascale

A cheese puff that's baked on the inside and outside, usually served to negros in time of war.

Comes with a side of vag.

"Foreign"

"Lesbian"

"C-Day"

by dylan March 28, 2005

skid

Typically someone with notably poor hygiene habits, wearing shirts advertising for bands such as Slipknot, with a distinct odor, who smokes a good deal of marijuana, especially marijuana borrowed from others.

Hey do you smell something? Wow look at the guy with the <i>Disturbed</i> shirt and the long dirty hair over there bumming a joint...

by Dylan July 7, 2004

eventity

noun
1. A small event

plural - eventities

Due to the chain of eventities that happened last Friday, I have come to the conclusion that partying is not for me.

by dylan May 13, 2005

Shadowood

a ghetto neighborhood in Reston, VA. mostly blacks and hispanics but has some whites

Shadowood is ghetto

by Dylan June 21, 2004

corndog

an orange triangular mooninite who kills people,destroys the world and gets crunk on a daily baisis

www.freewebs.com/dedledcomics <go here to get a better idea of corndog

yo man its dat orange mofo puttin it down
wit dat triangulah body and he be rockin a crown
he be poppin shots at punks gettin crunk like drunks
he be gettin fly as hell when it comes to them poppin shells
corndog puttin it down and he aint no clown! orange and crazy as hell ya know corndogs in ya hood when see them rounds

by dylan March 1, 2005