Dylan's definitions

lead zeppelin

a quantity of fecal matter that contains abnormal levels of lead

I crapped out a lead zeppelin and it hurt

by Dylan January 30, 2004

MUni

Mountain Unicycle, or mountain unicycling. A unicycle outfitted for offroad and extreme riding. or, The Act of riding a unicycle off-road.

I got a new MUni. I went for for a MUni ride. I went MUniing.

by Dylan December 25, 2002

cock a lock

When a man's penis is not functioning!
AKA: Impotent

Dude, do you have cock a lock, if so EWWWWWWW!

by Dylan January 3, 2004

sputapult

n. Basically, a catapult on acid. Derives from catapult, sputum, and a good deal of psychedelicity.

"I'm tellin' you, with a better spring we can sputapult eggs at the neighbors."

by Dylan September 14, 2003

fuffy

A sandy vagina

That ho is one fuffy-ass skank!

by dylan April 23, 2003

gutbox

noun: an acoustic guitar

He plays the gutbox like he's ringing a bell.

by Dylan August 31, 2003

dirty harry

what clint eastwood's wife gets after they are done having sex...

Clint: do you feel lucky punk?
His wife: yes, just dirty harry me

by Dylan September 27, 2004