Dylan's definitions

Goober gabber

You dad on a asian woman while the asin woman is screwing a goat whos masterbating and eating pizza

holy crap its goober gabber

by Dylan March 4, 2004

auntrenu

A word said when a person is presenting themselves as pretentious and/or arrogant in public discussion, such as in a literature class. To fully take advantage of its connotation, one should flip his or her hand on the bottom of the chin several times.

"The similarities between Holden Caulfied and Huckleberry Finn are astounding, both boys searching for the passion in a world that shuns them. And I am quite qualified to comment on the subject, for I studied with the great Dr. Watts, at Princeton no less."
"Auntrenu."(with a chin flip for emphasis)

by dylan September 28, 2005

merps

sperm

Dylan has a lot of merps!

by Dylan October 23, 2003

Out

In the homosexual world, a person who no longer hides in the closet and chooses to express him or herself openly in their sexuality

Davis: Are you still a closet-queer?
Greg: Nope. I came out yesterday to my family.

by Dylan May 26, 2004

Assassin8

Noun: The best hacker in the world.

Verb: To do something like the real Assassin8 would do.

Noun:
You're so awesome, Assassin8! I want to be just like you!!

Verb:
Man, he pulled an Assassin8 when he pwned that website!! Oh yeah!

by Dylan February 18, 2005

stupid fly

A woman that is so striking you're dumbfounded in her presence. So fly that you are stupified.

The girl in my Bio class is stupid fly

by Dylan December 22, 2004

gutbox

noun: an acoustic guitar

He plays the gutbox like he's ringing a bell.

by Dylan August 31, 2003