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The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.
by Dylan March 13, 2004
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telecommunications device used for contacting only members of the same sex, usually for, but not limited to gross anal sex.
I called Jimmy using my homophone, in only minutes we were enjoying sexual acts that we would later spread across the internet to unsuspection young boys.
by Dylan February 22, 2005
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Once Alex finishes taking his Ex-Lax, Stefan and Ron are excited about the waterfall of fecal matter that will stream into their mouths.
by dylan August 29, 2003
Get the fecophiliac mug.a sexual position where a toy train is placed in a condom and then inserted into one's anus. Then, the anus is rammed for several minutes until the boxcar is sure to never come out.
Honey, I'm getting tired of the boring missionary postion, let's try something new like the inverted boxcar
by Dylan January 14, 2004
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by Dylan January 10, 2005
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