Dylan's definitions

cock a lock

When a man's penis is not functioning!
AKA: Impotent

Dude, do you have cock a lock, if so EWWWWWWW!

by Dylan January 3, 2004

meep

a fairly amazing band from the kansas city area.

man, i just heard meep at www.meepsite.com and they were fairly amazing!

by dylan January 14, 2004

inverted boxcar

a sexual position where a toy train is placed in a condom and then inserted into one's anus. Then, the anus is rammed for several minutes until the boxcar is sure to never come out.

Honey, I'm getting tired of the boring missionary postion, let's try something new like the inverted boxcar

by Dylan January 14, 2004

jigglo

Pimpsta wit lots of hoes

the jigglo was pimpin

by Dylan January 30, 2004

lead zeppelin

a quantity of fecal matter that contains abnormal levels of lead

I crapped out a lead zeppelin and it hurt

by Dylan January 30, 2004

MUni

Mountain Unicycle, or mountain unicycling. A unicycle outfitted for offroad and extreme riding. or, The Act of riding a unicycle off-road.

I got a new MUni. I went for for a MUni ride. I went MUniing.

by Dylan December 25, 2002

fuffy

A sandy vagina

That ho is one fuffy-ass skank!

by dylan April 23, 2003