dylan's definitions

lovesexy

The feeling U get when U fall in love, not with a boy or girl but with the heavens above.

"Lovesexy is the one, till my day is done. Hundalasiliah!"

by Dylan June 3, 2004

straight jockin'

When a person; male or female is all up on the tip(in their business) of another. Most commonly refers to when a guy appears to be all about another guy.

Fred was straight jockin' Mike when he rolled up with his new car!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

lead zeppelin

a quantity of fecal matter that contains abnormal levels of lead

I crapped out a lead zeppelin and it hurt

by Dylan January 30, 2004

fuffy

A sandy vagina

That ho is one fuffy-ass skank!

by dylan April 23, 2003

sputapult

n. Basically, a catapult on acid. Derives from catapult, sputum, and a good deal of psychedelicity.

"I'm tellin' you, with a better spring we can sputapult eggs at the neighbors."

by Dylan September 14, 2003

cock a lock

When a man's penis is not functioning!
AKA: Impotent

Dude, do you have cock a lock, if so EWWWWWWW!

by Dylan January 3, 2004

Cooter Brown

A man who is rumored to have once been very drunk.

"I was drunker 'n Cooter Brown."
-Dan, escaped convict

by Dylan September 14, 2003