dylan's definitions

sped call

n. A part groaning, part yelling, part gasping shriekish grunt; etymologically dates back to the middle 1990s in Omaha, NE, with no known meaning; erupted soon thereafter; extremely hard to learn without a natural aptitude, but able to be mastered by anyone with patience and tolerant neighbors. Variations include 'Raptor Man', 'Circle Man', and 'Full-Fledged'.

"Hey dude, make that noise."
"What, the sped call?"
"Yeah, that shit, man, it's hilarious."
"Well, I'll try..."

by Dylan September 14, 2003

mooker

Definition: a confused chimpanze

Backround: coming from 13th century italian word moukeir meaning confused ape

That fag is such a mooker.

That mooker stole my shotgun.

That mooker got shit everywhere

by Dylan July 23, 2004

Renob

New age way of saying my friend needs to obtain some go-nads and hang out with his freinds.

Bros before ho's

by Dylan November 19, 2003

Neglected Mario Characters

NC for short. Website run by Jay Resop which glorifies Nintendo characters other than Mario. Famous for it's witty "comix" which constantly make 80s-90s pop culture references.

Neglected Mario Characters is a very cool website.

by Dylan January 2, 2004

white chocolate

Another word to describe semen, cum, jizz, man milk or man sauce.

Betty Sue took all of Chad's white chocolate and even swallowed!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

Out

In the homosexual world, a person who no longer hides in the closet and chooses to express him or herself openly in their sexuality

Davis: Are you still a closet-queer?
Greg: Nope. I came out yesterday to my family.

by Dylan May 26, 2004

merps

sperm

Dylan has a lot of merps!

by Dylan October 23, 2003