dylan's definitions

orangutang bagel bang

When a gentleman decides he would rather have sex with a bread product than the fat chick he has been set up with, and thus swoops from a vine in order to gank the bagel that Fatty McNochance is about to eat, and proceeds to have his way with it.

See: bagel burn and dirty bagelin'

Gary wasn't about to settle for chub, so he proceeded to execute the infamous "Orangutang Bagel Bang" with lightning speed and incredulous precision.

by Dylan April 13, 2005

Asalaamu Aleikum

Arabic for "Peace be upon you"

So I hear you are leaving for a long journey...Asalaamu Aleikum

by Dylan January 7, 2005

gummy

A cross between a dummy and a geek. this is what happens when you crossbread!!!

A: mrs. dummy and mr. geek had a child, his name is gummy.

by dylan June 13, 2004

Nuthat

A person who is a whiney ass whore! probaly emo!

"yo hoe, youse a nuthat!"

by Dylan August 8, 2004

Pandemonium

The main music room in A block. Originates from The Time's club in the movie "Graffiti Bridge".

"Let's head down and jam at Pandemonium, if Morris Day hasn't taken it already."

by Dylan June 5, 2004

tyuiop

where weasels go when they hibernate

the weasels went to tyuiop!

by Dylan February 25, 2004

assgasket

The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.

"damn, that shit is rancid! I need an assgasket!"

by Dylan March 13, 2004