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Dude, you slept with both Elaine and Jennifer? You're such a mooker!
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Definition: a confused chimpanze

Backround: coming from 13th century italian word moukeir meaning confused ape
That fag is such a mooker.

That mooker stole my shotgun.

That mooker got shit everywhere
by Dylan July 23, 2004
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Yo son, I took 2 mookers before the club last night! I was trippin!

Ecstasy; E; X; XTC; Rolls; Beans; Adam

Slang for an Ecstasy pill
by piff man December 01, 2006
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A contraction referring to a prostitute who is a little person (a midget hooker).
Man, them mookers are awesome--they make your dick look huge!
by evilphi February 04, 2011
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