Dylan's definitions

Assassin8

Noun: The best hacker in the world.

Verb: To do something like the real Assassin8 would do.

Noun:
You're so awesome, Assassin8! I want to be just like you!!

Verb:
Man, he pulled an Assassin8 when he pwned that website!! Oh yeah!

by Dylan February 18, 2005

mooker

Definition: a confused chimpanze

Backround: coming from 13th century italian word moukeir meaning confused ape

That fag is such a mooker.

That mooker stole my shotgun.

That mooker got shit everywhere

by Dylan July 23, 2004

Renob

New age way of saying my friend needs to obtain some go-nads and hang out with his freinds.

Bros before ho's

by Dylan November 19, 2003

sped call

n. A part groaning, part yelling, part gasping shriekish grunt; etymologically dates back to the middle 1990s in Omaha, NE, with no known meaning; erupted soon thereafter; extremely hard to learn without a natural aptitude, but able to be mastered by anyone with patience and tolerant neighbors. Variations include 'Raptor Man', 'Circle Man', and 'Full-Fledged'.

"Hey dude, make that noise."
"What, the sped call?"
"Yeah, that shit, man, it's hilarious."
"Well, I'll try..."

by Dylan September 14, 2003

Fanny Mankler

A Women who has the ability to pull her vagina flaps down over her ankles

Huge big Flaps that scrape on the ground

by Dylan February 16, 2005

Neglected Mario Characters

NC for short. Website run by Jay Resop which glorifies Nintendo characters other than Mario. Famous for it's witty "comix" which constantly make 80s-90s pop culture references.

Neglected Mario Characters is a very cool website.

by Dylan January 2, 2004

homophone

telecommunications device used for contacting only members of the same sex, usually for, but not limited to gross anal sex.

I called Jimmy using my homophone, in only minutes we were enjoying sexual acts that we would later spread across the internet to unsuspection young boys.

by Dylan February 22, 2005