Dylan's definitions

Mayhaps

A combination of Maybe and Perhaps. Used when is extremely unsure. Please see refrence to maybe and perhaps for more info on the combination.

Joe: When are you gonna do it?
Sally: Mayhaps tomorrow.
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by Dylan December 27, 2004

Asalaamu Aleikum

Arabic for "Peace be upon you"

So I hear you are leaving for a long journey...Asalaamu Aleikum

by Dylan January 7, 2005

straight jockin'

When a person; male or female is all up on the tip(in their business) of another. Most commonly refers to when a guy appears to be all about another guy.

Fred was straight jockin' Mike when he rolled up with his new car!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

Pains

(The)Pains is a term that describes a person experiencing explosive diarrhea. Usually very painfull and quite often. Occurs mostly after eating spicy food.

Butch ate a spicy habanero taco and then ran to the restroom screaming as he was about to hit the john and have the Pains!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

weevil

Any of numerous beetles that characteristically have a downward-curving snout and are destructive to nuts, fruits, stems, and roots.

Damn weevils in my apple!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

white chocolate

Another word to describe semen, cum, jizz, man milk or man sauce.

Betty Sue took all of Chad's white chocolate and even swallowed!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

purple headed turkey neck

Slang for the Penis.

He pulled out his large purple headed turkey neck and she gasped in delight!

by Dylan January 10, 2005