81 definitions by Dylan

Definition: a confused chimpanze

Backround: coming from 13th century italian word moukeir meaning confused ape
That fag is such a mooker.

That mooker stole my shotgun.

That mooker got shit everywhere
by Dylan July 23, 2004

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(The)Pains is a term that describes a person experiencing explosive diarrhea. Usually very painfull and quite often. Occurs mostly after eating spicy food.
Butch ate a spicy habanero taco and then ran to the restroom screaming as he was about to hit the john and have the Pains!
by Dylan January 10, 2005

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Any kind of oppression forced on a musical artist and the people who enforce it. Originates from Prince's contractual battles with Warner Bros Records.
"Damn Warner Bros locked us out of Glam Slam again."
by Dylan June 05, 2004

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The rash a man gets after drity bagelin'
Steve had to take an ice bath to soothe his severe case of bagel burn.
by Dylan April 13, 2005

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the baddest gang of all...us bloodz will kill them fag ass crabz....its tha blood fo life nigga....
all tha crabz are scared of us bloodz cuz they know we will beat they ass...this is yo boy "REEFA".......
by dylan October 10, 2004

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1. The act of cumming out of your ass.
2.Ugly
3.Fat
4.Stupid
5.Ugly
6.Kurtt
7.Annoying kid who calls on you and talks about how he does drugs, in front of your parents
8.Smelly
1. Dude, Quirtt, just quirtted all over your bed, now its an ugly, fat stupid,ugly,kurtt like,smelly bed!
by Dylan August 04, 2004

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where weasels go when they hibernate
the weasels went to tyuiop!
by Dylan February 25, 2004

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