Dylan's definitions

stupid fly

A woman that is so striking you're dumbfounded in her presence. So fly that you are stupified.

The girl in my Bio class is stupid fly

by Dylan December 22, 2004

merps

sperm

Dylan has a lot of merps!

by Dylan October 23, 2003

white chocolate

Another word to describe semen, cum, jizz, man milk or man sauce.

Betty Sue took all of Chad's white chocolate and even swallowed!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

auntrenu

A word said when a person is presenting themselves as pretentious and/or arrogant in public discussion, such as in a literature class. To fully take advantage of its connotation, one should flip his or her hand on the bottom of the chin several times.

"The similarities between Holden Caulfied and Huckleberry Finn are astounding, both boys searching for the passion in a world that shuns them. And I am quite qualified to comment on the subject, for I studied with the great Dr. Watts, at Princeton no less."
"Auntrenu."(with a chin flip for emphasis)

by dylan September 28, 2005

straight jockin'

When a person; male or female is all up on the tip(in their business) of another. Most commonly refers to when a guy appears to be all about another guy.

Fred was straight jockin' Mike when he rolled up with his new car!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

lead zeppelin

a quantity of fecal matter that contains abnormal levels of lead

I crapped out a lead zeppelin and it hurt

by Dylan January 30, 2004

sputapult

n. Basically, a catapult on acid. Derives from catapult, sputum, and a good deal of psychedelicity.

"I'm tellin' you, with a better spring we can sputapult eggs at the neighbors."

by Dylan September 14, 2003