assgasket

The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.

"damn, that shit is rancid! I need an assgasket!"

by Dylan March 13, 2004

Cooter Brown

A man who is rumored to have once been very drunk.

"I was drunker 'n Cooter Brown."
-Dan, escaped convict

by Dylan September 14, 2003

D-line

The second suavest man EVER and the sexiest bass player

"damn look a D-line shread that bass"

by Dylan November 24, 2004

jigglo

Pimpsta wit lots of hoes

the jigglo was pimpin

by Dylan January 31, 2004

Nuthat

A person who is a whiney ass whore! probaly emo!

"yo hoe, youse a nuthat!"

by Dylan August 08, 2004

sped call

n. A part groaning, part yelling, part gasping shriekish grunt; etymologically dates back to the middle 1990s in Omaha, NE, with no known meaning; erupted soon thereafter; extremely hard to learn without a natural aptitude, but able to be mastered by anyone with patience and tolerant neighbors. Variations include 'Raptor Man', 'Circle Man', and 'Full-Fledged'.

"Hey dude, make that noise."
"What, the sped call?"
"Yeah, that shit, man, it's hilarious."
"Well, I'll try..."

by Dylan September 14, 2003

Morris Day

1. Lead singer of 80's funk band The Time.
2. Lead guitarist of overrated, grungy high school rock band 'Random'.

"Damn Morris Day has taken Pandemonium for lunch again."

by Dylan June 05, 2004