Dylan's definitions

mooker

Definition: a confused chimpanze

Backround: coming from 13th century italian word moukeir meaning confused ape

That fag is such a mooker.

That mooker stole my shotgun.

That mooker got shit everywhere

by Dylan July 23, 2004

Fanny Mankler

A Women who has the ability to pull her vagina flaps down over her ankles

Huge big Flaps that scrape on the ground

by Dylan February 16, 2005

fecophiliac

Stefan and his supar-buddies

Once Alex finishes taking his Ex-Lax, Stefan and Ron are excited about the waterfall of fecal matter that will stream into their mouths.

by dylan August 29, 2003

homophone

telecommunications device used for contacting only members of the same sex, usually for, but not limited to gross anal sex.

I called Jimmy using my homophone, in only minutes we were enjoying sexual acts that we would later spread across the internet to unsuspection young boys.

by Dylan February 22, 2005

D-line

The second suavest man EVER and the sexiest bass player

"damn look a D-line shread that bass"

by Dylan November 24, 2004

Morris Day

1. Lead singer of 80's funk band The Time.
2. Lead guitarist of overrated, grungy high school rock band 'Random'.

"Damn Morris Day has taken Pandemonium for lunch again."

by Dylan June 5, 2004

first kiss

What one recieves after first sustaining a kiss from the opposite sex. Also a game called True Love 95 shown the latter community how to score with opposite sex.

OMG DUDE I LIEK GOT MY FIRST KISS IRL !>!!!!11~~ HOW COOZ0R IS THAT LOLZ!! 2 BAD IM 25. (thanks to cs for definition)

by Dylan March 17, 2004