Dylan's definitions

tyuiop

where weasels go when they hibernate

the weasels went to tyuiop!

by Dylan February 25, 2004

vilrony

Vinyl records purchased out of irony.

"Ever seen the 'Play it Again' LP, by the Alan Gardiner Accordion Band? Boy, that's a great piece of vilrony."

"That's so vilronic."

by Dylan May 29, 2004

orangutang bagel bang

When a gentleman decides he would rather have sex with a bread product than the fat chick he has been set up with, and thus swoops from a vine in order to gank the bagel that Fatty McNochance is about to eat, and proceeds to have his way with it.

See: bagel burn and dirty bagelin'

Gary wasn't about to settle for chub, so he proceeded to execute the infamous "Orangutang Bagel Bang" with lightning speed and incredulous precision.

by Dylan April 13, 2005

gummy

A cross between a dummy and a geek. this is what happens when you crossbread!!!

A: mrs. dummy and mr. geek had a child, his name is gummy.

by dylan June 13, 2004

straight jockin'

When a person; male or female is all up on the tip(in their business) of another. Most commonly refers to when a guy appears to be all about another guy.

Fred was straight jockin' Mike when he rolled up with his new car!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

lead zeppelin

a quantity of fecal matter that contains abnormal levels of lead

I crapped out a lead zeppelin and it hurt

by Dylan January 30, 2004

Miskimbidiwa

A word with a very broad definition i.e. if someone asks a question that you don't know the answer to or couldn't be bothered answering reply with miskimbidiwa. Or in another case as a reply to a greeting.

How's it goin'? Miskimbidiwa.

by Dylan October 13, 2003