Dylan's definitions

assgasket

The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.

"damn, that shit is rancid! I need an assgasket!"

by Dylan March 13, 2004

fecophiliac

Stefan and his supar-buddies

Once Alex finishes taking his Ex-Lax, Stefan and Ron are excited about the waterfall of fecal matter that will stream into their mouths.

by dylan August 29, 2003

Out

In the homosexual world, a person who no longer hides in the closet and chooses to express him or herself openly in their sexuality

Davis: Are you still a closet-queer?
Greg: Nope. I came out yesterday to my family.

by Dylan May 26, 2004

auntrenu

A word said when a person is presenting themselves as pretentious and/or arrogant in public discussion, such as in a literature class. To fully take advantage of its connotation, one should flip his or her hand on the bottom of the chin several times.

"The similarities between Holden Caulfied and Huckleberry Finn are astounding, both boys searching for the passion in a world that shuns them. And I am quite qualified to comment on the subject, for I studied with the great Dr. Watts, at Princeton no less."
"Auntrenu."(with a chin flip for emphasis)

by dylan September 28, 2005

Cooter Brown

A man who is rumored to have once been very drunk.

"I was drunker 'n Cooter Brown."
-Dan, escaped convict

by Dylan September 14, 2003

merps

sperm

Dylan has a lot of merps!

by Dylan October 23, 2003

white chocolate

Another word to describe semen, cum, jizz, man milk or man sauce.

Betty Sue took all of Chad's white chocolate and even swallowed!

by Dylan January 10, 2005