Dylan's definitions

purple headed turkey neck

Slang for the Penis.

He pulled out his large purple headed turkey neck and she gasped in delight!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

Pains

(The)Pains is a term that describes a person experiencing explosive diarrhea. Usually very painfull and quite often. Occurs mostly after eating spicy food.

Butch ate a spicy habanero taco and then ran to the restroom screaming as he was about to hit the john and have the Pains!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

somerset college

a shithole located in the middle of nowhere on the gold coast, australia
headmaster being a piece of fat crap, this school is used to collect white trash of the world

by dylan August 11, 2003

con~o

venezuelan
a mix beetween fuck shit and pussy

SPANISH
con~o de madre.
ENGLISH
Con~o ur mom.

by Dylan March 31, 2005

weevil

Any of numerous beetles that characteristically have a downward-curving snout and are destructive to nuts, fruits, stems, and roots.

Damn weevils in my apple!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

hardcore dancing

skanking for people on the verge of retarded

"those stupid hardcore kids with tight clothing wouldn't stop hardcore dancing"

by dylan May 13, 2005

inverted boxcar

a sexual position where a toy train is placed in a condom and then inserted into one's anus. Then, the anus is rammed for several minutes until the boxcar is sure to never come out.

Honey, I'm getting tired of the boring missionary postion, let's try something new like the inverted boxcar

by Dylan January 14, 2004