Dylan's definitions

homophone

telecommunications device used for contacting only members of the same sex, usually for, but not limited to gross anal sex.

I called Jimmy using my homophone, in only minutes we were enjoying sexual acts that we would later spread across the internet to unsuspection young boys.

by Dylan February 22, 2005

assgasket

The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.

"damn, that shit is rancid! I need an assgasket!"

by Dylan March 13, 2004

cock a lock

When a man's penis is not functioning!
AKA: Impotent

Dude, do you have cock a lock, if so EWWWWWWW!

by Dylan January 3, 2004

MUni

Mountain Unicycle, or mountain unicycling. A unicycle outfitted for offroad and extreme riding. or, The Act of riding a unicycle off-road.

I got a new MUni. I went for for a MUni ride. I went MUniing.

by Dylan December 25, 2002

Cavailer

a car that is made in Toyota

by Dylan September 4, 2003

fuffy

A sandy vagina

That ho is one fuffy-ass skank!

by dylan April 23, 2003

sputapult

n. Basically, a catapult on acid. Derives from catapult, sputum, and a good deal of psychedelicity.

"I'm tellin' you, with a better spring we can sputapult eggs at the neighbors."

by Dylan September 14, 2003