Dylan's definitions

orangutang bagel bang

When a gentleman decides he would rather have sex with a bread product than the fat chick he has been set up with, and thus swoops from a vine in order to gank the bagel that Fatty McNochance is about to eat, and proceeds to have his way with it.

See: bagel burn and dirty bagelin'

Gary wasn't about to settle for chub, so he proceeded to execute the infamous "Orangutang Bagel Bang" with lightning speed and incredulous precision.

by Dylan April 13, 2005

gummy

A cross between a dummy and a geek. this is what happens when you crossbread!!!

A: mrs. dummy and mr. geek had a child, his name is gummy.

by dylan June 13, 2004

tyuiop

where weasels go when they hibernate

the weasels went to tyuiop!

by Dylan February 25, 2004

vilrony

Vinyl records purchased out of irony.

"Ever seen the 'Play it Again' LP, by the Alan Gardiner Accordion Band? Boy, that's a great piece of vilrony."

"That's so vilronic."

by Dylan May 29, 2004

con~o

venezuelan
a mix beetween fuck shit and pussy

SPANISH
con~o de madre.
ENGLISH
Con~o ur mom.

by Dylan March 31, 2005

somerset college

a shithole located in the middle of nowhere on the gold coast, australia
headmaster being a piece of fat crap, this school is used to collect white trash of the world

by dylan August 11, 2003

jigglo

Pimpsta wit lots of hoes

the jigglo was pimpin

by Dylan January 30, 2004