assgasket

The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.

"damn, that shit is rancid! I need an assgasket!"

by Dylan March 13, 2004

G-spot

that thing...that i cna never find...

Lisa- C'mon get my g-spot!
Dylan-Where the fuck is it?!?!

by Dylan March 14, 2004

orangutang bagel bang

When a gentleman decides he would rather have sex with a bread product than the fat chick he has been set up with, and thus swoops from a vine in order to gank the bagel that Fatty McNochance is about to eat, and proceeds to have his way with it.

See: bagel burn and dirty bagelin'

Gary wasn't about to settle for chub, so he proceeded to execute the infamous "Orangutang Bagel Bang" with lightning speed and incredulous precision.

by Dylan April 13, 2005

Asalaamu Aleikum

Arabic for "Peace be upon you"

So I hear you are leaving for a long journey...Asalaamu Aleikum

by Dylan January 07, 2005

soulsnatcher

an Undead Priest on the Lightning's Blade server who is a yak ass

Soulsnatcher, you are a yakass

by Dylan April 21, 2005

pascale

A cheese puff that's baked on the inside and outside, usually served to negros in time of war.

Comes with a side of vag.

"Foreign"

"Lesbian"

"C-Day"

by dylan March 28, 2005

Mayhaps

A combination of Maybe and Perhaps. Used when is extremely unsure. Please see refrence to maybe and perhaps for more info on the combination.

Joe: When are you gonna do it?
Sally: Mayhaps tomorrow.
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by Dylan December 27, 2004