Dylan's definitions

skid

Typically someone with notably poor hygiene habits, wearing shirts advertising for bands such as Slipknot, with a distinct odor, who smokes a good deal of marijuana, especially marijuana borrowed from others.

Hey do you smell something? Wow look at the guy with the <i>Disturbed</i> shirt and the long dirty hair over there bumming a joint...

by Dylan July 7, 2004

mooker

Definition: a confused chimpanze

Backround: coming from 13th century italian word moukeir meaning confused ape

That fag is such a mooker.

That mooker stole my shotgun.

That mooker got shit everywhere

by Dylan July 23, 2004

Nuthat

A person who is a whiney ass whore! probaly emo!

"yo hoe, youse a nuthat!"

by Dylan August 8, 2004

dirty harry

what clint eastwood's wife gets after they are done having sex...

Clint: do you feel lucky punk?
His wife: yes, just dirty harry me

by Dylan September 27, 2004

flapper

The genetalia of washed up movie starlettes from the 40's that had attended one too many speak-easy's during their careers.

Picky? Are you kidding me? One more drink in me and I'd settle on a flapper!

by Dylan March 7, 2005

eventity

noun
1. A small event

plural - eventities

Due to the chain of eventities that happened last Friday, I have come to the conclusion that partying is not for me.

by dylan May 13, 2005

pip

A verb and onamotapia for male masterbation. This word stems off from fap, which also is a verb and onomatapia for male masturbation. Pipping is done weaker and faster than your normal fap. The word was created after too many people found out what fap meant.

Look at HER! pip pip pip

by Dylan March 24, 2005