Dylan's definitions

gutbox

noun: an acoustic guitar

He plays the gutbox like he's ringing a bell.

by Dylan August 31, 2003

auntrenu

A word said when a person is presenting themselves as pretentious and/or arrogant in public discussion, such as in a literature class. To fully take advantage of its connotation, one should flip his or her hand on the bottom of the chin several times.

"The similarities between Holden Caulfied and Huckleberry Finn are astounding, both boys searching for the passion in a world that shuns them. And I am quite qualified to comment on the subject, for I studied with the great Dr. Watts, at Princeton no less."
"Auntrenu."(with a chin flip for emphasis)

by dylan September 28, 2005

Cooter Brown

A man who is rumored to have once been very drunk.

"I was drunker 'n Cooter Brown."
-Dan, escaped convict

by Dylan September 14, 2003

assgasket

The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.

"damn, that shit is rancid! I need an assgasket!"

by Dylan March 13, 2004

homophone

telecommunications device used for contacting only members of the same sex, usually for, but not limited to gross anal sex.

I called Jimmy using my homophone, in only minutes we were enjoying sexual acts that we would later spread across the internet to unsuspection young boys.

by Dylan February 22, 2005

fecophiliac

Stefan and his supar-buddies

Once Alex finishes taking his Ex-Lax, Stefan and Ron are excited about the waterfall of fecal matter that will stream into their mouths.

by dylan August 29, 2003

pascale

A cheese puff that's baked on the inside and outside, usually served to negros in time of war.

Comes with a side of vag.

"Foreign"

"Lesbian"

"C-Day"

by dylan March 28, 2005