The real reason me and my boyfriend broke up is because he couldnt hit the g-spot with his smock.
Get that microscopic smock away from me.
1. v. The act of ejaculating
2. v. Furiously dry-humping an unexpected or unwilling individual. See smock-time
3. v. Two European men kissing each other on the cheek in greeting
2. "I just got smocked." or "I smocked you so hard you cried."
3. "European guys look gay when they smock."