459 definitions by Dubiks
competitor#1: "I'm gonna kick your ass in the competition today."
competitor#2: "No you won't, that trophy is as good as mine and I won't let you stop me from getting it."
competitor#1: "Oh yeah!"
Me: "Guys, why are you fighting over a piece of plastic?"
competitor#2: "No you won't, that trophy is as good as mine and I won't let you stop me from getting it."
competitor#1: "Oh yeah!"
Me: "Guys, why are you fighting over a piece of plastic?"
by Dubiks November 22, 2018
by Dubiks January 19, 2019
The main antagonist in Disney's "The Hunchback of Notre Dame." He is considered by many to be the most evil Disney villain ever created. Frollo sees himself as a "holy man" and that all of the terrible acts he commits are under God's will. His main motive throughout the movie is to commit genocide against the gypsies because he sees them as "unholy." However, Frollo has an extreme lust for a gypsy woman named Esmeralda, as explained in the song "Hellfire." In the song he blames her for his lustful thoughts and claims that she is using witchcraft to turn him to sin. Afterwards, Frollo ends up burning down all of Paris in order to find her in which he'll either kill her or force her to have sex with him. In the end, Frollo was attempting to kill Esmeralda and Quasimodo, and calls upon God to smite the wicked, in which he plunges Frollo into the fiery molten copper beneath him.
List of the crimes he commits:
Genocide
Murder (on church grounds)
Child Abuse
Sexual Harassment
Attempted Child Murder
Attempted Rape
Arson
Torture
Judge Claude Frollo: "And he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!"
God: (breaks stone gargoyle beneath Frollo)
Gargoyle: (shows demonic face)
Judge Claude Frollo: "AHHHHHHHHHH" (falls to his death)
Genocide
Murder (on church grounds)
Child Abuse
Sexual Harassment
Attempted Child Murder
Attempted Rape
Arson
Torture
Judge Claude Frollo: "And he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!"
God: (breaks stone gargoyle beneath Frollo)
Gargoyle: (shows demonic face)
Judge Claude Frollo: "AHHHHHHHHHH" (falls to his death)
by Dubiks August 10, 2018
by Dubiks April 27, 2019
A drug that is for some reason still illegal in some states even though there many other legal drugs that are more dangerous.
by Dubiks October 29, 2018
The terrorists are a bunch of thundercunts
by Dubiks October 18, 2018
The phase in a white person’s life (usually around middle school) when he simply thinks that he is a black person, in which he’ll do everything a stereotypical black gangster would do including saying the n word, lying about doing drugs, and saying that he’s from the hood. Now it’s important to note that not every white person will go through this awkward stage of development so not every white person will understand
white person: I’m a real gangster in deze mafackin streetz. I blow 420 smoke errryday n*gga
friend: dude what the hell u can’t say the n word, you’re not black
white person: dafuq u talkin bout sayin I ain’t black, n*gga of course I’m black. Look at all deze hoes I have.
friend: bro, it doesn’t matter how many hoes u got you’ll never be black
white person: whateva u just jealous cuz u ain’t a real n*gga
friend: dude, u need to get out of this black phase you’re in it’s really starting to piss me off
white person: I’m not in a fucking phase I really am black
friend: Ok whatever u say.
friend: dude what the hell u can’t say the n word, you’re not black
white person: dafuq u talkin bout sayin I ain’t black, n*gga of course I’m black. Look at all deze hoes I have.
friend: bro, it doesn’t matter how many hoes u got you’ll never be black
white person: whateva u just jealous cuz u ain’t a real n*gga
friend: dude, u need to get out of this black phase you’re in it’s really starting to piss me off
white person: I’m not in a fucking phase I really am black
friend: Ok whatever u say.
by Dubiks April 12, 2019