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Catholic Mom
Things You Should Never Say To a Catholic Mom:
1. I'm sure your son will want to play with my Catholic toys.
Why it's offensive: Because your own little boy may never be Catholic, so you wouldn't understand. You don't know our secret, so don't even attempt to claim that you know our boys' favorite toys!
2. My kid is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: My child is not "becoming Catholic." Only Mother Theresa or Mother Teresa could speak to my child on a personal level.
3. Would you like to see the priest today?
Why it's offensive: Why would I want to see a priest? My Catholic faith is personal, and my son is not ready to go around asking people to make promises they can't keep. He is more concerned with driving cars, playing with animals, or his chicken.
4. My daughter is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: Because she is not. She is just my daughter. It is highly offensive to suggest that she is "becoming Catholic" because you don't know our secret.
5. My child does not understand Catholic prayers.
Why it's offensive: Do you understand what the F-word means? Do you know how to use a bedpan? Do you speak to your toddler like that?
1. I'm sure your son will want to play with my Catholic toys.
Why it's offensive: Because your own little boy may never be Catholic, so you wouldn't understand. You don't know our secret, so don't even attempt to claim that you know our boys' favorite toys!
2. My kid is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: My child is not "becoming Catholic." Only Mother Theresa or Mother Teresa could speak to my child on a personal level.
3. Would you like to see the priest today?
Why it's offensive: Why would I want to see a priest? My Catholic faith is personal, and my son is not ready to go around asking people to make promises they can't keep. He is more concerned with driving cars, playing with animals, or his chicken.
4. My daughter is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: Because she is not. She is just my daughter. It is highly offensive to suggest that she is "becoming Catholic" because you don't know our secret.
5. My child does not understand Catholic prayers.
Why it's offensive: Do you understand what the F-word means? Do you know how to use a bedpan? Do you speak to your toddler like that?
6. I don't know why people are so judgmental.
Why it's offensive: Because you've never heard me getting on the phone with the delivery guy at Dominick's for 10 minutes because our cat didn't get her salad order right. It's called Motherhood, folks!
7. My son's Catholic school is making him go to mass.
Why it's offensive: Because your son's Catholic school is making you get him out of bed in the morning, make him go to mass, force him to participate in the sacraments, and make him listen to anything other than rap or country music for four hours.
8. I can't believe you'd let your kid go to that Catholic school!
Why it's offensive: You're not going to stop your child from going to public school, so why are you so concerned with mine?
9. My child is coming home with art projects. You know, the kind of stuff a nun wouldn't appreciate.
Why it's offensive: Because you're assuming that all art projects made by little boys are rough, violent, and inappropriately sexual. You know nothing about art, you fruitcake.
10. I'm not Catholic, so I don't need to send my child to Catholic school.
Why it's offensive: You're not Catholic, either! So how dare you criticize my choices? Who do you think you are?
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(This article was originally published at Catholic Mom.)
Why it's offensive: Because you've never heard me getting on the phone with the delivery guy at Dominick's for 10 minutes because our cat didn't get her salad order right. It's called Motherhood, folks!
7. My son's Catholic school is making him go to mass.
Why it's offensive: Because your son's Catholic school is making you get him out of bed in the morning, make him go to mass, force him to participate in the sacraments, and make him listen to anything other than rap or country music for four hours.
8. I can't believe you'd let your kid go to that Catholic school!
Why it's offensive: You're not going to stop your child from going to public school, so why are you so concerned with mine?
9. My child is coming home with art projects. You know, the kind of stuff a nun wouldn't appreciate.
Why it's offensive: Because you're assuming that all art projects made by little boys are rough, violent, and inappropriately sexual. You know nothing about art, you fruitcake.
10. I'm not Catholic, so I don't need to send my child to Catholic school.
Why it's offensive: You're not Catholic, either! So how dare you criticize my choices? Who do you think you are?
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(This article was originally published at Catholic Mom.)
Catholic Mom by Drapen November 19, 2022
naruhina basically
Hinata: I love you!
Naruto: I don't care, I will become Hokage dattebayo!
Hinata: But you are also my Hokage!
Naruto: So? That is why I should become Hokage!
Naruto: Baka! You are the source of my source!
Naruto: You and I are the ultimate source!
Hinata: Inuyasha... what is happening...
Wakaba: Well Naruto... you have become a shinobi!
Naruto: Heh heh...
Naruto: Inuyasha... I will become Hokage baka!
Hinata: You too?
Naruto: Hokage Hinata!
Hinata: Why?
Naruto: Baka! You two must become Hokage baka!
Naruto: With the power of Inuyasha and Naruto... you will be Hokage baka!
Hinata: Baka!
Tsunade: Kami-sama, to save Naruto, I will do anything!
Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!
Hinata: Inuyasha and Naruto... we will be Hokage baka!
Naruto: Hinata and Inuyasha... we will become Hokage baka!
Hinata: I will become Hokage baka!
Hinata: You will become Hokage baka!
Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!
Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!
Hinata: We will become Hokage baka!
Naruto: Baka! Baka! Baka!
Hinata: I will become Hokage baka!
Naruto: I don't care, I will become Hokage dattebayo!
Hinata: But you are also my Hokage!
Naruto: So? That is why I should become Hokage!
Naruto: Baka! You are the source of my source!
Naruto: You and I are the ultimate source!
Hinata: Inuyasha... what is happening...
Wakaba: Well Naruto... you have become a shinobi!
Naruto: Heh heh...
Naruto: Inuyasha... I will become Hokage baka!
Hinata: You too?
Naruto: Hokage Hinata!
Hinata: Why?
Naruto: Baka! You two must become Hokage baka!
Naruto: With the power of Inuyasha and Naruto... you will be Hokage baka!
Hinata: Baka!
Tsunade: Kami-sama, to save Naruto, I will do anything!
Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!
Hinata: Inuyasha and Naruto... we will be Hokage baka!
Naruto: Hinata and Inuyasha... we will become Hokage baka!
Hinata: I will become Hokage baka!
Hinata: You will become Hokage baka!
Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!
Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!
Hinata: We will become Hokage baka!
Naruto: Baka! Baka! Baka!
Hinata: I will become Hokage baka!
naruhina basically by Drapen August 27, 2022
urinate into this crater
Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with the words "Please listen carefully to this recording..."
The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.
The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."
He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.
The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."
He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
urinate into this crater by Drapen August 15, 2022
Jodie
Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with a girl named Jodie who says she was browsing through a store called Babyshop when she walked past a shelve of Bibles. She picked one up and started reading it in the aisle.
A couple of customers started coming in. They thought that she was a shoplifter, and went to tell the store manager.
When she walked into the storeroom, one of the managers was standing there, and he said: “What the hell are you doing in here?”
Jodie just ignored him. She just continued on.
He then said: “The other managers are looking for you.”
She said she didn’t care. Then she told him: “You really don’t know who I am.”
“I’m scared of you.”
“I’m not scared of you.”
She said: “You are.”
He said: “You won’t get away with this.”
She responded: “I did.”
She said: “You haven’t gone to jail. I did.”
He said: “It will be the most evil thing you will ever do.”
And with that, she started taking out a sheath knife.
The manager grabbed her from behind and started attacking her. She took a few strokes in the head, then she managed to get away from him.
She then left the storeroom, and then screamed and cried. She said: “He came after me.”
The store manager was arrested. He said: “I’m going to prison, the police are going to come after you, and the people in the bibles will be coming after you.”
A couple of customers started coming in. They thought that she was a shoplifter, and went to tell the store manager.
When she walked into the storeroom, one of the managers was standing there, and he said: “What the hell are you doing in here?”
Jodie just ignored him. She just continued on.
He then said: “The other managers are looking for you.”
She said she didn’t care. Then she told him: “You really don’t know who I am.”
“I’m scared of you.”
“I’m not scared of you.”
She said: “You are.”
He said: “You won’t get away with this.”
She responded: “I did.”
She said: “You haven’t gone to jail. I did.”
He said: “It will be the most evil thing you will ever do.”
And with that, she started taking out a sheath knife.
The manager grabbed her from behind and started attacking her. She took a few strokes in the head, then she managed to get away from him.
She then left the storeroom, and then screamed and cried. She said: “He came after me.”
The store manager was arrested. He said: “I’m going to prison, the police are going to come after you, and the people in the bibles will be coming after you.”
Orochimaru
Orochimaru broke up with Hokage-sama because he was one day too old for his father to get embarrassed. He tried to put him up for adoption, but, again, too old. That's why he has become evil.
Pisces: Misako left Tomoe after she saw how lonely the younger woman was.
Orochimaru: If he didn't, she'd have died of loneliness.
Pisces: So it was all for the greater good.
Chiron: Piss on you.
Orochimaru: That's what I said to Naruto, actually.
Pisces: He had every right to be upset.
Orochimaru: Don't worry, I'm here now.
Chiron: Who are you?
Orochimaru: My name is Orochimaru, and I think that Naruto is the very best thing that has ever happened to me.
Chiron: Then don't keep him for yourself.
Orochimaru: *cough*
Chiron: Hell, if you're so smart, why aren't you in charge?
Orochimaru: I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Chiron: Are you offering us a deal?
Orochimaru: Maybe. I'm a master in the Art of War.
Chiron: Use it against me! I'll tell you everything!
Orochimaru: *snore*
Chiron: OHHH SHIIIT
Chiron: I was so close. I will destroy you!
Orochimaru: S-s-sure
Chiron: YEAH YOU'LL S-S-SEE
Aries: It was Ariana who felt special and was told how beautiful she was.
Pisces: She wasn't allowed to date boys because of how brilliant she was.
Chiron: HOW CAN YOU NOT CRY?
Aries: *sniffle*
Pisces: I'd have dibs on her if you have to choose between me and Naruto.
Orochimaru: Look, I really do appreciate you helping me, but, uh, I don't think we're a good match.
Orochimaru: If he didn't, she'd have died of loneliness.
Pisces: So it was all for the greater good.
Chiron: Piss on you.
Orochimaru: That's what I said to Naruto, actually.
Pisces: He had every right to be upset.
Orochimaru: Don't worry, I'm here now.
Chiron: Who are you?
Orochimaru: My name is Orochimaru, and I think that Naruto is the very best thing that has ever happened to me.
Chiron: Then don't keep him for yourself.
Orochimaru: *cough*
Chiron: Hell, if you're so smart, why aren't you in charge?
Orochimaru: I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Chiron: Are you offering us a deal?
Orochimaru: Maybe. I'm a master in the Art of War.
Chiron: Use it against me! I'll tell you everything!
Orochimaru: *snore*
Chiron: OHHH SHIIIT
Chiron: I was so close. I will destroy you!
Orochimaru: S-s-sure
Chiron: YEAH YOU'LL S-S-SEE
Aries: It was Ariana who felt special and was told how beautiful she was.
Pisces: She wasn't allowed to date boys because of how brilliant she was.
Chiron: HOW CAN YOU NOT CRY?
Aries: *sniffle*
Pisces: I'd have dibs on her if you have to choose between me and Naruto.
Orochimaru: Look, I really do appreciate you helping me, but, uh, I don't think we're a good match.
Orochimaru by Drapen June 29, 2022
Quoll (known as Chrollo)
Quoll is really beautiful character but why you may ask?
Well it's because she kind of acts like a naughty teenager and just wants to have fun and run around, including her and Foxy.
And the best part is that Quoll is just so amazing.
She's such a super horse.
I always feel bad for her because she has to work as a farm horse because her owner can't keep her running around free, but she doesn't make it so obvious she doesn't want to be trained.
Her owner still spoils her a little.
I really like her and her cool head.
Then we have Foxy and his awesome personality.
I love the fact that he's just a super friendly boy.
He's such a joker and really loud.
He doesn't know it but he's just a sweet boy.
He really helps Quoll out.
I loved how you got to see them bond throughout the story, especially in the last chapter, that was so adorable.
And the best part is that they both know each other.
Foxy knows about Quoll because he helped her learn how to be a good farm horse, but Quoll knows about Foxy because he helped his owner make him.
And I loved how the author had such a strong support and bond between them.
Then there's the outside world.
I'm not gonna lie and say I didn't know what to expect when reading this book...
Well it's because she kind of acts like a naughty teenager and just wants to have fun and run around, including her and Foxy.
And the best part is that Quoll is just so amazing.
She's such a super horse.
I always feel bad for her because she has to work as a farm horse because her owner can't keep her running around free, but she doesn't make it so obvious she doesn't want to be trained.
Her owner still spoils her a little.
I really like her and her cool head.
Then we have Foxy and his awesome personality.
I love the fact that he's just a super friendly boy.
He's such a joker and really loud.
He doesn't know it but he's just a sweet boy.
He really helps Quoll out.
I loved how you got to see them bond throughout the story, especially in the last chapter, that was so adorable.
And the best part is that they both know each other.
Foxy knows about Quoll because he helped her learn how to be a good farm horse, but Quoll knows about Foxy because he helped his owner make him.
And I loved how the author had such a strong support and bond between them.
Then there's the outside world.
I'm not gonna lie and say I didn't know what to expect when reading this book...
Quoll (known as Chrollo) by Drapen June 6, 2022
Manga Hunter x Hunter
Manga Hunter X Hunter starts with Chibiusa arriving in the City of Shifting Sands on Yatagarasu's ship and meets X Hunter.
It is explained that X Hunter himself goes by the name "Master X Hunter" in that the squad is actually his group of soldiers that protects against the Chaos possessed army of Ocean King.
X-chan is the squad's tiger shark.
He then tells Chibiusa that he can defeat Ocean King using a 50-star-star modified superstrategy.
Chibiusa eventually decides that this is the real X-chan and not Ocean King's leader.
The squad then proceeds to find X-chan's home base in the City of the Pathetic, and head out on a mission to defeat Ocean King and give Chibiusa back her memories.
The seven members of the squad are:
In the prequel manga "Manga Hunter X2: Akira Ōtsutsuki", the Hunter Squad comes into conflict with a group of biker pirates and accidentally causes an earthquake in a nearby forest.
At the time of the series, all members are aged and have reached the fifth grade.
An unknown amount of time passes between the events of the manga and the TV series, and the missing eighth member of the squad is revealed to have joined the military.
The manga reveals that Hachiman Hikigaya was the one who
It is explained that X Hunter himself goes by the name "Master X Hunter" in that the squad is actually his group of soldiers that protects against the Chaos possessed army of Ocean King.
X-chan is the squad's tiger shark.
He then tells Chibiusa that he can defeat Ocean King using a 50-star-star modified superstrategy.
Chibiusa eventually decides that this is the real X-chan and not Ocean King's leader.
The squad then proceeds to find X-chan's home base in the City of the Pathetic, and head out on a mission to defeat Ocean King and give Chibiusa back her memories.
The seven members of the squad are:
In the prequel manga "Manga Hunter X2: Akira Ōtsutsuki", the Hunter Squad comes into conflict with a group of biker pirates and accidentally causes an earthquake in a nearby forest.
At the time of the series, all members are aged and have reached the fifth grade.
An unknown amount of time passes between the events of the manga and the TV series, and the missing eighth member of the squad is revealed to have joined the military.
The manga reveals that Hachiman Hikigaya was the one who
Manga Hunter x Hunter by Drapen June 6, 2022