18 definitions by Doomie

Crown

something obtained either by nailing a girl in the ass while on the toilet, taking a dump, or by fucking ten drunk asian bookworms.

Sam hit the brown-eye on the toilet, thus earning the Crown.

by Doomie June 8, 2004

Defecatus Academus

Latin for taking a dump in school.

I couldn't hold it til I got home, so I had to do the Defecatus Academus.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

mud pie

anal cream pie, i.e. the act of ejaculating inside someone's asshole while performing anal sex.

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mudpie.

by Doomie June 8, 2004

pirate eye

Ejaculating on someone's eye while they sleep. When they wake up, idealy, the ejaculation will have dried up, making it impossible to open or see out of this eye. Just like an eyepatch.

Jill could not stop herself from saying "Arr, shiver me timbers" after her boyfriend gave her the ol' Pirate Eye the night before.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

snazzle-nuts

1. The act of a man accidentally punching, slapping or otherwise striking himself in the balls.
2. Someone who is generally a jack ass. Someone you would like to see slap themselves in the balls.

1. In trying to smash the bee that had flown too close to him, Ivan gave himself snazzle-nuts. Ouch.
2. Alex is the epitome of snazzle-nuts.

by Doomie June 8, 2004

Greedy Leprechaun

When someone is not only one bad thing, he is two.

Damn, he's a Leprechaun AND he's greedy! That is FUCKED up!
See also: He is fat AND handicapped! What a greedy leprechaun!

by Doomie June 8, 2004

the soft dick

The bottom line. The no-nonsense answer to a question.

"The soft dick of it is, you WILL get crabs if you sleep with her. It is not debatable!"

by Doomie June 7, 2004