4 definitions by Disobiwan

Dork-Jitsu

Dork-Jitsu: (Noun): The Art of getting beat up with out fighting back. A Martial Art Sytem, of going down with out a fight, with such stances, as entering into a curled up fetal position, to allow your opponent to strike you, and protect your vitals as you are struck.

Wow, that guy sure did pull out some Dork-Jitsu in that street fight.

by Disobiwan May 27, 2023

Willy Jeffy

To use a rolled up cigar of tobacco or marijuana in a sexual act to penetrate the vagina or anus, then light it in your mouth.

Man, I heard he pulled a Willy Jeffy on his secretary.

by Disobiwan April 14, 2021

The Sullivan Dance

The Sullivan Dance: Noun; Verb: When a Person, or Persons, use a Fire Arm, to Shoot Bullets around Someone's Feet, to make them Skip Up and Down, dodging the bullets being shot at the Ground around Them.

Did you like the way me made that guy do The Sullivan Dance?

by Disobiwan July 16, 2022

Gulliver's Syndrome.

The condition of Gulliver's Syndrome is when a person or group of persons are under the influence of a state sponsored propaganda machine. And fanatically believe the propaganda to be reality.

Watch that part of the country, they are all infected with Gulliver's Syndrome.

by Disobiwan June 3, 2022