19 definitions by DirtyWaterbury

refund rich

someone who fronts and blows their money (on new purchases) after getting their tax refund, but is well known to be financially irresponsible and whines how broke they are the other 11 months of the year.

Jay can't really afford that new TV... he is just refund rich.. he'll be crying broke again in a couple weeks.

by DirtyWaterbury February 19, 2016

loose off the goose

buzzed or drunk. typically off of Grey Goose Vodka (bottle service at the club).

I dont know what I was thinking when I said that, I must have been loose off the goose.

by DirtyWaterbury October 20, 2016

hovercraft

to hover over a public toilet for a number two.

You're going to have to hovercraft that porta potty because someone has splatted the seat.

by DirtyWaterbury July 16, 2014

email fork

When your coworker does not respond to the latest reply of an email thread, the discussion becomes forked between his reply and the latest. The fork is more severe when an email volley is accumulating participants, and you get left out. in which case, you'll hope someone will loop you in. the fork could be unintentional if the forker is just a slow-ass chicken pecker. but if he has a rep of being a habitual threadjacker, it is probably not

To avoid an email fork of the thread with a client, Becky sent Chad a DM that she was drafting a response to the client's latest questions.

by DirtyWaterbury March 12, 2019

road boob

breast feeding your child in the back seat of a car. perhaps amidst a traffic jam... far away from nearest exit... and the crying baby has long since chipped away at a parent's ability to judge right from wrong or care who might be looking in on your low-tint factory rear windows

When a jack-knifed truck shut down the Mass Pike last Sunday, road boob was the only thing that would quiet the baby.

by DirtyWaterbury November 20, 2016

no pisser

A task so urgent that not even a bathroom break is possible until it is complete.

He knew that correcting the mistake in the (soon to be delivered) presentation slides would be a no pisser.

by DirtyWaterbury February 11, 2019

prius pride

beaming with the pride of driving a Prius. Typically wont shut up about how much MPG they get. Perhaps making smug comments that are rooted in thoughts that they are better person than you because they are “saving the environment.”

Consumed in their Prius Pride, they are oblivious to the reality of everyone else on highway laughing at them for driving such a fugly, small, under-powered rollerskate of a car.

by DirtyWaterbury November 23, 2016