Digger's definitions

tomayters

How an inbred would refer to a tomatoe.

Hey Zeb pass me the tomayters and don't be shy with those taters and gravey either.

by Digger September 21, 2005

ho de door

slang for ho the door

The elevator was about to close when the elderly gentleman started shouting ho de door you jazz holes!

by Digger September 21, 2005

Walking On Diamonds

To be in a very positive state of mind. Happy go lucky, a smile on your face, a spring in your step, high on life, the
devil may care attitude.

excited, playfull, unflapable

Chris: Sure looks like Bob and Annete are Walking On Diamonds today.

Paula: Yea they were supposed to be at my party last night. But it looks like they had one of their own instead!

Chris: Ohhh yah.

by Digger November 1, 2006

stinch queen

A girl who has sex with many partners in the course of a week without taking a shower, nor feels the need for one. Hard to distinquish between day old clams and fish bait left out in the sun.

DAMN...that Lola's been serviceing the armed forces again! You can smell that stinch queen clear down by the boats!

by Digger July 29, 2005

monkey sauce

The secretion produced by the female while having sex with her male partner.

I was playing the mating game with Lois all last night. You know, doing that wild thang. Damn if I didn't get her monkey sauce all over the insides of my new tighty whities.

by Digger April 27, 2006

Budweiser

Making love in a canoe.

This Bud's fucking close to water.

by Digger March 16, 2004

twat rot

a vigina that is carrying a host of diseases.

Make sure you have plenty of protection because Gina gots the twat rot again.

by Digger September 21, 2005